Can't wait to read the accounts of his life between failed BB auditions

DEBUT autobiography?? You mean he's planning on doing more? D:

He's not exactly Paul O Grady is he?

I was just about to comment on the horrific use of "debut" :joker:

Bless him pretending he's some kind of author though.

The world has been waiting.

Here for him doing a Jordan and telling us, in graphic detail, about his first sexual encounter with Dan.

Not Dan using his toes

Got this on Monday and finished it on Thursday. One of the best books I've read tbh - even if you're not a fan of his he's a decent author.

I want to read this.

I can summarise the book to those strapped for cash

"Hi, im a tit, i was a tit on the x factor, then i was a tit on big brother, then i got a job for big brother, then i got a job for x factor. Thanks for money, itll keep the ghost writer quiet"

Seriously? After the page 1 introduction you turn the page over to see....The end.

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Have you actually read it ?

Yeh, defo, five times

Must be good then :hee:

I'm really intrigued to read this tbh.

I'm very excited for the sequel.

screaming

Oh

Dostoyevsky hew?