Originally Posted by Calderyon (Post 8457889)

Who peels potatoes with a cutlery knife?

Gdi.

Originally Posted by joeysteele (Post 8458603)

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8460740)

How does a cutlery knife cut through to the bone?
What is she made of? Plasticine?

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8460740)

How does a cutlery knife cut through to the bone?
What is she made of? Plasticine?

Originally Posted by Miranda123 (Post 8460746)

and as someone who works in the NHS I think the bitch should pay for the time and money she cost going to A&E

f.king twisted crunt!

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8459103)

Same here Susie - I think the detestable whale deliberately harpooned herself to avoid any tasks or anything which resembles work or effort.

And as for 'To The Bone' :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: With a layer of blubber THAT thick, the cut would have to be 23" deep to reach her rotten bones.

CBB have conveniently kept as quiet about the extent of Piggy's injury as they did her 30 second 'Pregnancy' when the lying sow went from 'feeling the baby kicking inside her' to not being pregnant, and to the details of just what happened in Piggy Gemma and Puggy Danniella's two illegal 'break outs'.

This is THE GEMMA COLLINS show and of that there can be no doubt.

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8459107)

Now, now MB - you forgot the space in your words and forgot to finish your sentence:

LEG END OF PORK.

There - that's so much better. :hehe: