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Morgan. 29-01-2016 06:57 PM

Someone I know!



Thank god for making rankings for TiBB

Will. 29-01-2016 06:58 PM

It's Adam...

http://i67.tinypic.com/30wmqte.jpg

What is you name and age? Adam 21

What part of the USA are you from? HomeTown

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Full Throttle Mayhem I live on the Edge

Are you a wealthy chick? My ex Husband was a very wealthy man but I didn't marry him for his money promise

Are you an aggressive chick? Aggression is my middle name

Do you have a game plan? Yes of course

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To Win.. I mean find love

What are you best qualities? My looks darling

Are you a team player? When it suits me

What would you do to win?Get my Tits out.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:00 PM

Wooo Cal and Adam :clap1: Good luck!

Will. 29-01-2016 07:01 PM

And here's another one...

It's Jamie89


http://i65.tinypic.com/20s6sr5.jpg

What is you name and age?
Hi my name is Jamie and I'm 26 years young.

What part of the USA are you from?
I'm from Vegas baby. The land of bright lights and excitement and Trump merchandise. Being from Vegas I'm used to a gamble and I can assure the Batchelor that I'm a safe bet.

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
Drugs, pimps n guns tbh.

Are you a wealthy chick?
I'm not a wealthy chick but I hear the Batchelor is loaded. I'm not sure if that's money wise though, or in the trouser department, but either way it's cool. As my gran always used to say, 'Money isn't everything, girth is important too'.

Are you an aggressive chick?
I only have one aggressive bone in my body, which I look forward to waving in front of the other contestants jealous faces when I meet them.

Do you have a game plan?
My gameplan?
Step 1: Meet the batchelor
Step 2: Win
(With possibly the scalping of basic hoes in between, we'll see.)

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
I'm going on the batchelor for two reasons. One, to redeem myself. I took part in the last season and bombed out fairly early. And two, to get laid.

What are you best qualities?
I have many qualities. My looks, my personality...
...actually just the two qualities. But it's two more than my competitors :hee:

Are you a team player?
Yes I'm a team player, but if I need to step on a bitch then I will.

What would you do to win?
Everything up to (and including) anal tbh.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:02 PM

Great titles btw Will :clap1:

Will. 29-01-2016 07:03 PM

Thank you x

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:03 PM

Yeah, I loved the design of them. Can't wait for my entrance, great people so far too!

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:03 PM

Yes nice work Will.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:04 PM

Me making an unforgettable entrance:

http://images.techtimes.com/data/ima...-gif.gif?w=600

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472320)
Me making an unforgettable entrance:

http://images.techtimes.com/data/ima...-gif.gif?w=600

Trollop.:hehe:

kirklancaster 29-01-2016 07:04 PM

My juices are already running. It feels like Christmas all over again with the 3 contestants so far.... Hoe Hoe Hoe. :hehe:

Will. 29-01-2016 07:05 PM

It's Margarine

http://i66.tinypic.com/2vuyjk4.png

What is you name and age?
Candice - 21

What part of the USA are you from?
Florida

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
I'm homecoming queen and runner-up in Miss Universe 2017, I'm the kind of person that is feared in life because I have enough money to spend on cosmetic procedures.

Are you a wealthy chick?
My daddy owns an oil ranch and mom is a high-class hooker, of course I'm rich.

Are you an aggressive chick?
I'll paint on a smile like I paint my toes but if you wrong me I've got contacts it the Russian maffia who'll make you regret making an enemy of me. I've made more enemies in my lifetime than Madonna has made terrrible songs.

Do you have a game plan?
Pick off my weakest opponents one by one and expose their flaws to the bachelor.

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
To boost my celebrity status and to perhaps release a best-selling sex tape and single at the end of it. To find love as well, obviously. I love the spotlight so I hope the bachelor can tame this chick.


What are you best qualities?
My designer vagina and my ability to get what I want.

Are you a team player?
If I will benefit individually by working in a team, then yes. Otherwise, not at all. The only team I've ever been apart of is the Eleventh Grade Gonnorhea club.

What would you do to win?
Stab a hoe and leave those skets wigless.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472323)
Trollop.:hehe:

You're just jealous of my giblets tbh :idc:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:07 PM

Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472331)
Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

See what you did there :joker:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:08 PM

Designer vagina? When did primark start doing those?

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8472334)
See what you did there :joker:

She spreads easily, a right trollop.

kirklancaster 29-01-2016 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472331)
Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.

:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:

Denver 29-01-2016 07:10 PM

May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472329)
You're just jealous of my giblets tbh :idc:

Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:

Will. 29-01-2016 07:10 PM

It's time to meet another...

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472343)
May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

Eject please Will. This is UNFAIR :joker:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8472340)
:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:

I prefer lard.:hehe:

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472344)
Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:

My third leg will be pleased when it sees Kirk ;)

kirklancaster 29-01-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472351)
I prefer lard.:hehe:

Nah - It leaves her dripping. :laugh:


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