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Niamh. 01-02-2016 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 8481221)
ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.

yeah :laugh:

jaxie 01-02-2016 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rionablue (Post 8481255)
Of all the disgusting things I have ever seen or heard on BB that was the WORST and he was grinning and preening himself while telling it. Gone RIGHT OFF the horrible disgusting man

And Megan shared spit with him, ew!

Vanessa 01-02-2016 01:06 PM

It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

bots 01-02-2016 01:08 PM

Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble :shocked:

lostalex 01-02-2016 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bitontheslide (Post 8481299)
Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble :shocked:

it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.

Northern Monkey 01-02-2016 02:22 PM

Meh.Who has'nt done that?**** going to the bog when ya on the job.Ruins the moment.:laugh:

Garfie 01-02-2016 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 8481319)
it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.

How do you know!? It could have been a log! It could have been a large log, in fact!! He said something like after he'd finished he dragged the sheet into the toilet with his foot, as if he needed to conceal and remove a little something..... very possibly a play dough like log!!

Where I come from, following through means farting which is unexpectedly followed by some sort of log, even though only a fart was expected!

I'll tell you what, Lostalex, if anyone left a log within my bedsheets, they wouldn't be invited back for a repeat performance of that little nugget!! :yuk::yuk:

Garfie 01-02-2016 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 8481213)
I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

I just love this post! I can't stop laughing every time I read it! It's tickled me so much I have to keep going back just to read it again! I love your turn of phrase, lostalex, and you have made the miscommunications of slang so amusing. You've given me the best giggle I've had in ages! I'm sure there's a comedy sketch in here somewhere! Or if that log was a 'blockbuster', maybe even a movie!?

Following on from my previous post about my understanding of 'following through', that poor girl would have just thought the smell was a fart, so she might not have expected anything! Although, I guess she might've wondered what her sheet was doing in the bathroom! :laugh:

Marsh. 01-02-2016 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8481295)
It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

Garfie 01-02-2016 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8481791)
Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

I'm just loving this thread! It gets funnier by the minute! :laugh:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 01-02-2016 05:46 PM

How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

Vanessa 01-02-2016 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8481791)
Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

No. Were you? :laugh:

Marsh. 01-02-2016 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 8481814)
How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. :omgno: Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

Marsh. 01-02-2016 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8481828)
No. Were you? :laugh:

Unfortunately, no. :smug:

Garfie 01-02-2016 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8481829)
Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. :omgno: Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

Excellent!! :laugh: More of this please!

Vanessa 01-02-2016 06:17 PM

This thread! :laugh:

Jamie89 01-02-2016 06:20 PM

Brings a whole new meaning to dumping someone :umm2:

Garfie 01-02-2016 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8481915)
Brings a whole new meaning to dumping someone :umm2:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Vanessa 01-02-2016 06:46 PM

Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid. :joker:

rusticgal 01-02-2016 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8481295)
It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

Vanessa...how can that sound worse than it is???

I love your support for these so called hunks...but that just wasn't right and you need to look beyond the outer shell...:wavey:

rusticgal 01-02-2016 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8481980)
Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid. :joker:


He was kicking it away ffs...that wasn't liquid.

Vanessa 01-02-2016 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rusticgal (Post 8481998)
He was kicking it away ffs...that wasn't liquid.

:joker:

Beso 01-02-2016 07:24 PM

i followed through when my ex was in the bathroom, luckily i had time to clean up in the kitchen sink.

bots 01-02-2016 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 8482160)
i followed through when my ex was in the bathroom, luckily i had time to clean up in the kitchen sink.

:joker:


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