I wonder if Darren had a wank would he be called a wanker :think:

He would be called someone who is just bored and taking his stress out and doing what everyone does obviously :smug:

Tiffany would be to blame of course!

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She's had a few poos too whilst living in the telly house.

Aw bless her, must be a great relief.

Yeah, i'm really sure everyone saying its fine in this thread would be perfectly fine doing the same as Tiffany in full view of the british public and their family. :whistle:

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Yeah, because she squatted down and flicked her bean in the living room in full view of the cameras.

and the impending implosion gets ever more in focus
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Well Chuff you got a feel sorry for her, thats about all the love shes going to get. Lets face it when Scotty T turns you down, theres not much hope for you.
I take your point about it being on tv though.

Steph was on the big black square thing too when she got fingered by Jezza but you didn't seem to have a problem with it...

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It wasn't even aired so what are you pressed over?

ooooohhh sex! bad! bad! toss her in the river!

Totally agree on both points. During the past week she seems to be willing to do and say anything for airtime and to win. I think her plans are backfiring, and she could be losing a lot of support in the process.

i bet he regrets being johns bitch.

It's not what she's done that's the problem, as I agree that most of them have probably done so. However, it's the lack of discretion, and the manner in which she talks about it, added to other similar comments and actions. She is just appearing vulgar and desparate, which does her no favours.

She couldn't get to sleep without it so it was extremely detrimental to her health and absolutely necessary.

Thats when you know its time to turn lesbian when Scott wont give you one !! I bet her "4 year penis" is a rent boy and she pays for it