have you even been to t'humber? why dont you go there and ask about this loouve http://i.imgur.com/mkVa0KV.gif

oh i didn't see the first one oop

It was pay for view so I completely understand chic x

I think I donated the money to a more worthy cause. I hear the Josy Foundation are settling well into their new swivel chairs.

Very extreme.

He should try sitting on top of a table next.

Perchd

The Adventures Of Dan And Rose Part 1:

Rose's basement (alien witch cult):

It was a dark night, the rain ponded on the roof like a river of tear drops, but this didn't bother Rose and Dan because they were deep in the mist of the basement, brewing up some spells to hex local supermarket worker, Jale.

Dan had brought his cat a long called Barbara. Barbara was a large black cat who enjoyed watching Dan and Rose make spells.

Dan and Rose discussed plans about perhaps going on a Benidorm retreat to re charge their spirits, however Rose was keen to apply for Coach Trip with Dan. Barbara liked the idea of Benidorm because it meant she could get up to mischief with the neighbourhood cats.

Joan sat it her chair, an elderly woman who had become friends with the guys after her family left her because they believed she was possessed by the devil. Dan and Rose had Joan come over all the time, she enjoyed spending time in the basement watching all the magic happen.

BANG! BANG! BANG! The door made a large thump, Rose took off her robes and perched heading up stairs to the front door, she opened the door and lurking in the rain was the pizza delivery man.

Rose didn't want to communicate with the pizza man so quickly slammed the door and walked back to the basement and put her robes back on, the pizza guy left the pizza by the door, Barbara went to collect the pizza.

Rose and Dan then turned on the telly and perched watching Coach Trip whilst the spells brewed.

SUDDENLY there was a loud bang but it wasn't the front door. Dan and Rose were shook and were terrified because they had no idea what had happened.

They both creeped up stairs whilst Barbara stayed Joan, they witnessed something they will never forgot...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Shook

wat

Part 2:

Daniel and Rose creeped up the stairs, their faces were filled with shook and they were harrowed at the thought of an intruder.

They walked into the lounge and were pleasantly surprised by the unexpected visitor, it was TOM!

Tom apologised for turning up unexpectedly but was bored so wanted so company.

Daniel, Tom and Rose headed back down the stairs, Barbara was bopping along to Glory however something was wrong, Rose checked the spells and all was fine. SOMETHING was still not right, until Dan noticed that Joan wasn't in the basement.

Joan's mobility scooter had also vanished, everyone searched the house to find her but she was gone.

Dan, Rose and Tom had no choice but to head out on their brooms to find Joan.

Barbara stayed behind to look after the house, everyone popped onto their brooms and off they flew into the sinister night sky to find Joan.

TO BE CONTINUED...

I love fanfic.

Who do you prefer, Joan or Barbara?

Joan because she's more mysterious :devil:

Legends only

Coming soon

This was kind of odd.

Ew wtf I didn't see this

(However to clarify, asexual just means you have no interest in sex)

I know. :oh:

Coming soon

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I hate will now

I just tried to change the title to chilling adventures and it wouldn’t let me

WOTS this