No I don't know why you ejaculated in here either, now clear off and stop obsessing about TSs pants! :fist:

No one ejaculates in my pants other than me, thankyou very much.

so this drop dead gorgeous gal befriended me on facebook (fleecebook) and started sending me photos. shes 30 and shes a nurse in manchester allegedly lol but has just flown to africa this week to take care of sick children. her daughter is with her and its hard going. she sends me photos and seems to think im rich. she says her parents have died and shes cared for her disabled father for years before he passed away, she flew from manchester and forget to bring money for food and unicef dont pay her for a few weeks so can i send her 300 by western union......i played along a little, she was cute lol...when youre back ill come and pick you up and take you to my farm in mid wales. ill take care of you .....etc oh but she needs flight money. ooo ill buy you the ticket and post it to you....ok she says. ok i say see you friday. i just cant help myself. so she messages me last minute change of plans she has to fly to uganda all of a sudden with unicef and she can only fly to uk if i pay her representative lol.....on a serious note. i wonder with these endless chancers, scammers, hookers etc whether theyre simply theiving crooks or whether its pimps enslaving them. either way i must admit its a fun few days of cat and mouse

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I die

People must actually still fall for that s**t or they wouldn't keep doing it...that's worrying

Makes me wonder when I see old fellas sending money to far flung places on WU whether they are poor victims of these scams :think:

So wait, am i right then in saying that Mokka does not work for a Leprosy clinic in Regina and that my monthly Paypal DD is funding her quinoa addiction and not helping lepers in Saskatewens second city?

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So what is my next bloody surprise then? I take it this isnt her driving license pic ffs?




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That's your driving license pic :suspect:

nice try TS but i have posted mine before so ya boo snubbs to you

That was taken minutes later after removing the wig and some of the make-up because they wouldn't accept the first photo as a true likeness :suspect:

yes well i wrote and complained as that woman on the desk had it in for me:nono:

sorry pal but shes not even a she and he wont be marrying you next week either, even though youve sent him the cheque for the wedding dress :hehe: