She will probably use her big dildo to get sexual gratification, but I shouldn't call Bear a dildo should I

..Tch...I repeat

Marnie will now retire to the window seat in the library where she will take up fine needlepoint. She will gaze (poutingly) at the mist descending onto the rugged heathlands beyond...


Trying to have one of my Bronte moments here...Tch...

...we can only hope.
Or maybe she will get herself to a nunnery.

Or maybe plan another car crash insurance scam.

Yes - a nunnery is better than a library...

Ahem...take 3

Marnie will get herself to a nunnery where she will sit (poutingly again) in her sparsely furnished cell whereupon she will come across a knitting pattern for a nice pair of fairisle slippers...Outside as the wind howls across the withering, wuthering heathlands...


Enter Kate Bush SL shrieking...

Troll the rest of the house with Bear apparently. :pipe:

:joker: Love your scenario's!

:joker:

try and shag bear,

Revert back to GS selfish screaming banshee prototype. Americans eating pasta while she has a self-entitled meltdown is a new sideshow but this is the Marnie from GS coming right back to the fore. Loved the chavvy screech of 'WOT!!' when called to the diary room. Welcome back Marnie! Hope she keeps it up in time for justified noms.:joker:

Yep, it looks like she's going to revert to fishwife mode until she goes ...

lol!

Lol...great responses..:laugh:

Today, Marnie will leave the nunnery for a short soujorn with Sister Purity and Sister Charity to take tea at the Parsonage. They will walk down the muddy lane ensuring that their long petticoats do not get covered in mud. They will speak of the Sparrow Hawk flying above in the heavens and marvel that the cheerful primroses are still out in August...

Oh!! .... and what is that yonder flying with the sparrowhawk?? Be it a pig?

Continue to try and convince the public that Lewis is the one . She has now said she wants to leave and be with him , she does know that she can just walk out the door.

Nay, gentle reader; tis a kite, flown by Rev Bramwell Yorkshire-Moor. His horse is tethered to a tree beside the gentle brook that leads to the Parsonage. See, there is Marnie searching for her lip-gloss and twirling her curls...


Sister Purity and Sister Charity stopped off half a mile ago to give food to the poor BTW

I hope so ....I can see Katie deflecting to Bear and Marnies side too ...Renee already has a foot in both camps and could nominate Ricky and Sam.

She does like a Bear
Marnie Simpson lashes out at former co-star Vicky Pattison http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...arebar_twitter

Vicky finished with Bear ages ago. This just shows that Marnie was 'tashing on tour' with Lewis and Bear way before CBB. Isn't there less than 4 years difference in ages between Vicky and Marnie though? Marnie obviously views reaching the big 30 as geriatric. May explain why she's going through as many quickie relationships as she can.

Well she is bisexual,look out Renee...but I would prefer her to be evicted.

We live in hope ...

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''All I care about is that Lewis is gone and they're EATING SHAPGHETTI!'' :joker: The crying was so fake though

Well, we've now given it a few days only to be shown that she has been marginally subdued and (holds cushion in front of face and scrunched eyes) erm...she hasn't featured very much at all...

Picks up quill and collects pot of ink in order to try to write her a little melodrama to feature in whilst she isn't doing anything very much