Only my brats, I'm more offended by the toxic hot air from the mouths of some than their arses tbh...

Certainly not -its disgusting although i do live with the incredible farting dog - silent but truly deadly - gas masks required.

Dd

We ain't Evel Dick

No but I can't stand people who are comfortable doing it then think it is funny to cup the smell then release it on someone's face. Also if we're all standing and can't move in the tube and there is no air coming in, please hold your fart in. Life down there is already miserable enough we don't need you adding to misery with rotten egg and 15 day old ham smell.

:omgno: brutal

My family, bf's family and close friends

I love how you're the only one who admits it :flutter:

Everyone else is either lying or is gonna end up with stomach ache, I ain't got time for that :idc:

I can press my butt together real good, then suck a deep breath in for a few seconds-problem sorted. Spare yourself and the universe from smelling what you had to eat. http://i63.tinypic.com/16av98w.gif

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Mine don't usually smell and if they do I've usually left the room before anyone smells them to blame me :smug:

The worst ones are when you're in the office alone and the ****ing stink and you just pray nobody walks in :omgno:

screaming

Yes. sometimes light it on fire for the laugh.

no not really, pretty rank

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I just cannot :facepalm:

No, I always try to do it when i'm on my own :hee:

Such a Karl answer :joker::joker: