how big are the dicks?

:suspect:

Man-sized!

:amazed:

Ha ha, that's true :joker:

No one said it's not acceptable though...

What a weird question.

6 inches.

bye

Would you rather find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap or wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you?

I would rather be peed on than sleep on a stray poo

Would you rather go vegan or have every giraffe in the world lose one of their legs?

Hmmm... I would rather go vegan, I don't want to harm animals since I am an animal lover :hee:

Would you rather share a house with Katie Hopkins and she keeps forgetting to buy new toilet roll, or share a house with 5000 toilet rolls scattered everywhere and you can't move them, but you manage to keep forgetting Katie Hopkins exists?

The second one.

I suppose if the poo isn't actually on me then that's better than being peed on :worry:

How did it get there though :worry:

It's not on you, your head is on the turd. :joker:

I don't know, just suppose someone put it there. :laugh:

Ok but is my head on the poo on the pillowcase, or is my head on the pillowcase on the poo?

Although to be honest I'd probably still go with that one because at least I get a full nap, rather than being woken up during. Either way something gross is gonna happen so I'd rather be well rested beforehand.

Your head is on the poo on the pillowcase. :laugh:

I agree. :)

are they hot?

Do you just give it a quick lick and suck or do they have to cum?

Who the bloody hell are they ????

Would you rather the Jem Show or the Showbiz show get picked up by C5??

Gemma Collins.

Would you rather Nick Griffin lead this country, or would you rather George Galloway lead this country?

It's Jeremiah Slade :nono: :joker:

It's anyone but Showbiz for me as he irritated me.:joker:

Maltese singers of course! :rolleyes:

Ira Losco represented Malta in both Eurovision 2002 and 2016 and Amber in 2015.