a plate of ..... lettuce leave half eaten by a caterpillar ......

Suddenly, Josy stands up and bangs two spoons together. When everyone has settled down she begins pouring her heart out, saying things like;

"I've always hated that **** Marsh"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Freddie Murphy begins playing in the background and the two men break down in tears

:joker::joker::joker:

Luke exclaims that he loves Freddie Murphy and his band, King.

and then he fell right into her vagenda!

:laugh2:

a butterfly enters the room sporting a fashionable pair of rimless sunglasses

It began singing a stevie wonder compilation, it was indeed a blind butterfly

The buttery is gay and dot cotton tries to kill it.

:)

"Poor Sam Buttery", said Tom Jones

Frodo left his hole for the last time, it was his time to go to the Hobbit resting grounds and stop fighting his inevitable demise

Dot then discharges all over the floor whilst the archers echo out on BBC radio 4.

the butterfly's sunglasses were stolen from Josy while on weekend retreat, now the butterfly is attempting to complete its life mission .... to finally destroy the sunglasses in hells infernos .....

You're a terrible human being.

No wonder Dot's homophobic. :)

"I can't believe it's not butter" said I, as Sam was sent packing

Call me cynical but I'm beginning to suspect TiBB doesn't quite know what a script is

Hall of Fame is my favourite

Now this is more like it