It's this clay animation programme from the 80s. Very good aswell. Its about a fella called BERK (coincidence eh TX?) and in his cave theres a trap door. It's a trap door to a pit full of horrible, repulsive, scary, spine chillingly disgusting things. I think thats where TX got his audition video from.

Jeeeeeez Tom... you talk more than me......(and that's saying something mate!) ....:laugh:

Your vid is good though. It's not "desperate" like most of them have been lately. It's about time they put some regular ppl in there, cuz lately they have been filling the show with freaks, and that's not good telly!

You made me laugh and I shall be voting for you when the time comes... you seem fresh and we need something like that for bb.. good luck for the auditions. Hope I will be seeing you walk through the bb house :laugh:

Thanks guys.

As well as my main audition vid and the follow-up vid, I've added another little gem - food for thought: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilqlJimZHnA

You need a new name...

TheTM = The TalkMeister!

:thumbs: :joker:

Yea i think he is Vile
Just ignore the Hitman he is mean

Great Audition The TX

Funny video i would vote for you. Good luck!

Theyre just lying to you to get their post count up TX.

Trust me, truthfully, man to man, your videos a bag of w*** and you wont get chosen.

No hard feelings bud.:thumbs:

Lmao, you talk a bloody lot.

The last 40 seconds reminded me of Jim Carey. And your face at the end of the video is exactly the same as your face at the beginning LOL.

Nice one :thumbs:

Ahaha, I'm now worried that people think that that is the normal everyday face, and that I only came back to having a normal face during the video :P

Give it a rest, Hitman.

Edit:I've deleted a few posts... let's get it back on-topic.

Lol that's a good audition, good luck to you. :thumbs:

crikey, no offence Tx but if your going to put yourself in the firing line you cant whinge when a few of us veteran bb snipers take a few shots at you......
You need to ask yourself are you really prepared to exit the house to deafening boo's?
Im sure there are a lot of people who wouldnt like you if you made it in the house, thats the game.
You cant win them all, but can you handle the rejection of the minority? people who form an instant opinion of you based on a 2 minute vid clip, then stick to that opinion for up to twelve weeks before you disappear back to obscurity.
the hitman is just trying to warn you not to be niave........

Here here. I haven't commented on the vid because I didn't want to be mean. With me, if you don't want the answer then don't ask the bloody question. If you leave yourself open like that you're asking for trouble.

On the other hand we actually are a friendly forum, so welcome TheTX.

Free the Hitman!!!!!

Thanks for your responses!


Although I'm not worried that Hitman doesn't like me - that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is the fact that he repeatedly ATTACKED me by way of forum-posting abuse at any given oppertunity. If I don't like someone, I just don't bother with them at all - not chase them down the street pelting them with stones and shouting 'you're gay, har har'. I've grown up with people not liking me - I don't care! That's one of my main philosophies: if I'm happy, I don't care what other people think of me. If I was a downright nasty b@st@rd, I'd EXPECT the verbal abuse.


Anyhoo - end of nastiness, let's carry on being the nice forum users we were before this thread, lol.

well i just been looking at some of the competition you are up against and i found this chap who name-checks you....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shcmF...elated&search=
I think he sounds like a laugh and he offers you some good advice.

Yeah I saw him, commented him with 'Wahey! :-D' hehe.

Listened, learned.

But he broke the forum rules. :nono:

He could have done it whilst still being civilised.

Aparrently, it no longer matters who thinks what of my video anymore - rumour has it that the call backs have been made already.

One is severely naffed awf.

You remind me of Eugene from BB6 and i couldn't tolerate him, great FM and person etc but i'd hate to see you in BB8.

And how has the call-backs already happened? When did the voting start?

No I dont like it theTX, The_Hitman was right you probably wont get picked but it was a good effort.

i was wrong, the callbacks were made over two days. the morning after i made the above comment - guess who got a callback! :-D

Yay Did you TheTX

Well Done i am Happy for you :hello:

Cheers! There's quite a few people from various forums that made it into this last 100 of the onliners :-)


Gonna be such a fun day meeting everyone! :-)

So you got to the Final 100

Well Done i am so glad for you
i really hope you get on big brother :hello::hello::hello::hello:

Best of Luck