Alaska and Phi Phi both came off varying degrees of bad (and received varying degrees of **** as a result) but at least Alaska had some discernible talent this season? Then again, Phi Phi's storyline ended in a narratively satisfying way... well, not for her (oh, at all), but still...

I wouldnt put Alaska so low personally (Coco and Roxxxxy would fight it out tbh) but I agree with a lot of your points.