Prove i am lying :fan:

Aren't you the one who needs proof of all accusations?

If lt stands in a que next to a woman for ten minutes he considers that to be a long term relationship:laugh:

You are mixing me up with the judiciary

:hee:

True! :joker:

I don't type long **** out in texts normally just say 'too long to text, I'll explain when I see you'

If they want to know asap then they better get their gutties on and get to me eh :hee:

..I have to say that I'm the worst at texting in general because I just find it hard to express in a text and I'm slow as well so get really frustrated so I'll just say, I don't really want to chat this in a text of that's ok...

..and somehow my phone just goes to auto text/correct when I didn't want it to so the frustration of that as well and it not even saying what you're trying to type...

Ah auto correct :fist:

Don't know how many times ive called people a dick in a text and it changes to duck, just doesn't have the same effect tbh

Mine does that to the word 'fu ck' too. Never call someone a fuc king dick tbh, just not a good insult once autocorrect has molestered the fu ck out of it.

And There was me thinking my nickname was duck.

:laugh2:

Absolutely BANG ON Niamh.