'EXCUSE ME!' whilst pushing a security guard out of her way and simultaneously spilling her drink all over them

"Shut up!"

"oh, mother bunny, mother bunny" :joker:

I'm cackling and haven't even watched last night's episode yet :joker:

probably my fave quote from this series:

"You ain't seen nothing YET. You want trouble?? Which I don't want.. Oh, by CHRIST you're gonna get it, in SPADE loads! You HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people."

Brilliant! :laugh:

Kim to Jamie - "SHUT UP!! You're another one! You chicken livered bugger."

Security steer her away - "Oooh, they're bastards!"

As much as I just find the entire thing totally distasteful... ... ...

Forget just Kim quotes, "Chicken-livered ****s" is one of my favourite insults. Ever. :joker:

"I won't take your nonsense because I've come in late."

*Spencer opens the sliding door after Kim shuts it*

Kim: "Ya finished? :)"
Someone: "Just give up Kim."
Kim: "Its alright luvvie, I have nowhere to go."

Another one:

"What the ****ing hell-scuse' me-has happened here?! What is wrong with you people?!"

This was the best

Go to the diary room kim, big brother is getting mad.

"WELL I'M MAD'





Yep,you got that right!

reading these quotes in her voice omg i love kim so much lmao.

Nicole: I told you, you'd like them, didn't I?
Kim: Oh, so you're Mrs Right, are you?

:laugh:

She's ****ing mad. A nightmare. It's frustrating and hilarious because I'm not in it but she would drive me mad

"This kind of youngster is an abomination" Woow. Slaying them all. They all thought they were villains into she came along.

Jamie "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

"And I wouldn't sh8t on you if you were on fire" haaaaaaaa wow

“Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward ” I think she said that to Jamie

Lucas motivational era tea

I love Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

The "and I wouldn't shit on you if you were on fire" one is incredible for so many reasons, not least because I'm genuinely wondering if she believes that's what the phrase is, or just misheard Jamie (or would just like to let him know that she's not into defecating on people as a method of putting out fires regardless of the topic of conversation. Who can say?) and perhaps in part because she immediately followed it up with "you ADULTERER! ADULTERER!" as if that's even a logical line of thought :love:

This is honestly thhe best thread ever. I laughed at least 60 times. It should be updated daily!

Is this thread not all the evidence we need for her to win

"Nicole is the mafia."

"The mafia won't break me dear."