Kim and Jedward would be great winners, Nicola deserving, Jamie disappointing, Bianca laughable, and Calum, Coleen and Cosmo ****ing appalling.

Jamie would be the worst winner. I wouldn't want to see Bianca, Calumn or Coleen win, either.

Nicola and Kim provided some life and entertainment to the house and deserve to be in the finals but not to win. I can't stand how Nicola sucked up to Spiedi and picked on Jedward. Kim is equally non deserving for her OTT vicious name calling and unwarranted attacks.

That leaves James C. and Jedward. The best of a bad lot. Can't find a good reason that they deserve to win, but I can find many more reasons for all the others not to win over them.

"Bonca"-pun intended? :laugh:

From worst to best.

1. Jamie
2. Kim
3. Coleen
4. Calum
5. Bianca
6. Jedward
7. Nicola
8. James C

The worst winner would be Nicola, who isn't on your list?

Worst to best;

Jamie / Bianca (equally awful)
Calum
Coleen
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James C

Nicola
Kim
Jay to the Ee to the Ward what's the word?
JEDWAAAARD.

I dislike Nicola but could accept a win as she's been a major part of the entire series. James C would be a "meh whatever" winner.

Below the line... I would find it genuinely season-ruining if any of that bunch was to win.

The only 1 I'd like to see win is jedward, the rest all make me sick in 1 way or another