Bag yourself a footballer and wrap yourself around him for the duration....that seems to be working....

Jump in the sack with another blokes girlfriend...that seems a winning formula

Or simply be a sanctimonious pr-ck who relies totally on looks and is a total fraud.

25 year old young men acting like 12 year old boys is neither funny nor entertaining....and it certainly isn't normal.
If they were 15/16 I might find it amusing...but at 25 it's just uncomfortable to watch.

Be a prick, make people dislike you, play victim when they shout at you.

Fool proof.