I dreamt that I was drinking a bottle of Coke and it all fizzed up and went in my eyes and I went unconcious. While unconcious Amy Winehouse came and said "Like muh beehive?" and drove off on a mobility scooter, then a pigeon came and did his business on a "Love It" magazine. :yuk:

One night a man dreamt he was a butterfly

So vivid was the dream, that when he awoke, he could not be sure that he was a man who had dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butter fly, dreaming that it was a man.