My god me and my ex were running to my house , to my bedroom and doing it when we were 14 every lunch break.

I used to be starving when I came home from school lol.

That's more than what Stoke can say.:hehe:

If you're wondering what I'm on about it's the Football team who constantly foul opposition players throughout a match.

But him being on Sex On The Beach does tell you everything you need to know about Kieran, brag about a bunch of stuff that didn't really happen, or were exaggerated to make himself seem like this awesome guy when really it makes him sound like a dick.

I actually first had sex when i was 13. I was with that girl until i was 16. Then when i was 18 met another girl who i was with for 7 years. The rest were just casual encounters.

I have plenty of experience in the bedroom. My take would be quality, not quantity! I'd sooner had great sex with one person than i would one night stands with fifty. Each to their own i guess!

I get the lust idea, but I don't fancy the STD's that cum with it.

It's "Ex On The Beach"....

It's sad and pathetic some men think it's a) credible b) classy

350 is a ridiculous amount. Its sad when lots of guys havnt even been with one women let alone that many.

Guess its true that 10 percent of the men sleep with 90 percent of the women.

Leave some for the other men kieran you slag!

I doubt a drunken finger blast in an alley (as a lot of these encounters will be) robs other men of having that woman the next weekend.

Surely a finger blast doesn't count.

Haha i get it....Im big football fan (support Chelsea, apologies). I always used to have Begovic, Shawcross, Huth etc in my fantasy football teams as Stoke would hardly ever concede under Pulis :laugh:

Marsh is a virgin?

And there was me thinking sitting on my own finger was the perfect way to lose my virginity.

oh oops think I was think of the cocktail while typing.

Think you're still on the cocktails :p

Took it out me mouth

I'm your crippled hand

That's what she said.

The weirdest thing I find about when people reveal the number of people they've slept with (especially when it's a large amount like this), is that they actually keep a count of it like mark a tally every time or something

It's pretty sad isn't it?! :conf:

I really doubt that's true

It's a wonder it's not fell off.

Yeah surely you would give up counting after a 100 odd.

I think it's genuinely frowned upon if a woman has a large amount of sexual partners as opposed to a man because it is generally much easier for women to have sex as they have many more opportunities.

whereas for a man unless your ridiculously good looking or very rich or high status you will have far fewer opportunities than an average woman. So it's seen as more of an accomplishment for a man, whereas if you are a women it means you are easy basically.

Most women can put on a bit of makeup, hit up the local club and have a line of sausage lining up.

Still if kieran has been with that many women it implies he has little standards as I doubt he could have had that many opportunities with quality women, probably a lot of skanks among those numbers.

So yeah not something to be proud of really.

I do like Chelsea as a team, they were fantastic last season.

Do you know if you'll be keeping hold of players like Hazard and Luiz?

Haha that wasn't a bad Stoke team under Pulis.