How funny is the bit where Paul says there hasn't been one day when he has gone into work without the lads saying he has got glitter on his face!So Helen!:laugh:

Memorandum:

From: Life Changes Presentation Consultant in residence

To: The Good Fairy

We are are aware of your quotas, however at the recent away day of the Mortals Liason Group, from which you were absent :nono:, it was agreed that too much joy and excitement was having a deleterious effect on mortals and flights of fantasy were considered too dangerous to allow unfettered indulgence.

As the only mortal beings in the group we were asigned the task of delivering more doses of "cold harsh reality" and higher levels of "Bringing crashing down to Earth"

Had you showed up, you could have had your say, but there we go.

As for this month's principal targets - the Chief Executive of Glaxo Smith Klien - Msr Jean-Pierre Garnier, and Captain James Ingram. It seems obvious you have not receved the updated targets list, which were handed out at the Mortals Liasion Group away day.

We posted a copy of the list off to you in an internal envelope. Please check your pigeon hole in case it has arrived, assuming the runners have not mucked up the post system AGAIN!!!!!

We are planning another away day for the Mortal Liasions group in the near future and we hope you will be able to attend this one.

To: POD/Life Consultant

From: The Good Fairy

I must take exception to your foul slur against my commitment to my duties vv attendance at the Mortals Liaison Group.

As you are no doubt well aware, those of us with 'wands-on' duties are not afforded the luxury of flexible working practices which are enjoyed by those in purely management consultancy roles.

On the day in question I was called out to provide an emergency happy ending. However I did phone in my apologies to the Interdeity Cooperation Liaison Facilitator in good time. Please ensure that the minutes are duly amended to reflect this.

It appears to me that the only good thing to come out of your interminable and alarmingly regular meetings is a temporary hiatus in the doom distributation process for their duration.

I will continue to do my best to scatter love, peace aqnd friendship wherever my wand can reach.

If you and your colleagues are not happy, I suggest you refer your complaints to a higher authority.

At my time of life I will not be intimidated by a few wet behind the ears beaurocrats.

As far as I am concerned you can 'Bite Me!!'

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Bravo, Good Fairy - you go girlfriend! :elephant: :hello: :elephant:

More power to your wand! :love:

RIGHT ON GOOD FAIRY - WE SHALL HAVE NO PROPHETS OF DOOM WHERE HELEN AND PAUL ARE CONCERNED.


Just remember Paul always said in the house that he wasnt going to get married for years - so he's obviously keeping to his guns.

I am NOT going to get drawn into disecting every little phrase - they ARE happy and they WILL stay together. I am unanimous in that.

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

As to getting married in a large castle Oh Helen no - how will we be able to have a TIBB outing to see you on your happy day if you do that.

:nono::nono::nono:

BTW if anyone read the bit about Sophie and Lee, although they are engaged they arent necessarily getting married straight away. Not that I can stand the pair of them and certainly wont be buying any photos of them.

Perhaps Helen and Paul will have the same wedding planner that Helens best friend had .Instead of photographs we might be able to watch them marry on the wedding planner program that would be really good it would put the finishing touches to their romance.

It would be such a shame if there's, no coverage at all :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

But it is thier day, so when ever it happens I wish them Health, Happiness and some little Helen's and Paul's :love: :love:

I bought this last night and it made me forget all about my exam:hugesmile:
They look soo happy

So does that mean you missed your exam then ? :hugesmile:

Memorandum:

To: Good Fairy
From: Life Changes Presentation consultant

We checked with the Interdeity Cooperation Liaison Facilitator office and found a half scribbled note of your call. A number of us have had trouble with this section as they are completely useless at the moment. Which is why you message was never passed on.

This was one of the gripes we raised at the awayday.

Your apologies will be duely noticed in the copy of the awayday minute.

Getting on to your other points, I hear what you say about interminable meetings, as a number of entities from our section could not see the point and it just seems a junket to get out of the office.

However, this is a false perception as the head of Mortal World Liaison Group considers these as vital for improvement of Group Cohesion and improving the Business Delivery Dynamic. We had an interesting afternoon trying to build the tallest free standing tower out of plastic tubes to improve our team building. (Our team did not win :bawling:)

What some entites think of the head of Mortal World Liaison Group will not be repeated here

I must advise you that the next awayday could prove critical for your section, as it is scheduled for review.

One of the points raised for discussion at the next meeting is that the office of the Good Fairy is seen as an anachronism, and there is discussion that it will be incorporated into the Fates section.

Magic wands are not seen in as good a light as they used to be, for reasons of political correctness. (There is some kind of symbolism there but the person raising it said it was not something they could repeat in polite company :conf::blush:)

I look forward to meeting you at our next Awayday later in the year.

Date and venue to be arranged

y analyse every little sentence they say ????

I bought that yesterday (before I joined this great message board, lol!) and read it today.

Helen & Paul's interview was my favourite - they're a really sweet couple (I need to get my hands on a BB2 vid now!) and I think their relationship will last a long time - I hope they get married in a few years!

Excellent!!!

Memorandum:

To: Good Fairy
From: Life Changes Presentation consultant

I realise you still like to be out in the field, and I understand that the lap-top / magic compact has been invaluable with logging in to your e-mail account, but I think it might be in your best interest to visit the office.

There have been soundings from the Interdeity Cooperation Liaison Facilitator office about another "intermnible" awayday in light of the move to the new premises. One of the items for the Mortals Liason Groups is the abolishion of the post of "Good Fairy" and the transfer of any work, either to the Fate of Mortals team or even to an outside agency.

Meanwhile, we are being rushed off our feet as they have decided that we should be dealing with despondency and dispair as well as doom and gloom.

With the changes being mooted, none of us want to raise any objection. We have been promised more staff, perhaps you may want to transfer in when your section is abolished. I here the redundancy packages on offer are not that inspiring.