Sh***y spice still makes me laugh

Daddy Spice? :hehe:

Chad Hunky spice

Helen - beffudled spice
Derek - mould spice
Chad - marmite spice
Amelia - fragrant spice
Sam - puppy spice
Shaun - fat boy spice
Jemma - tatty spice
Paul - lad spice
Trisha - nappy spice
Sarah - pickled dipso spice
Brandi - onamatopaeic spice
Marissa - stunning spice
Jordan - bro spice
Sandi - weave spice

Chad would be Shaggable spice
Sarah would be unpredictable spice
Derek would be Spooky spice
Jemma would be ****ty spice
Amelia would be Gullible spice
Brandi would be bitchy spice
Paul would be Nosey Spice
Helen would be grumpy spice
Sam would be Annoying spice
Shaun would be Dull spice
Jordan would be Baby spice
Marissa would be scary spice
Sandi would be Cooking spice
Karthik would be kookie spice

Sarah would be goose neck spice
Chad would be floppy spice
Jemma is ****ty spice
Sam is so posh he squints spice
Amelie is drool spice
Barry is barry spice
Paul is to small for the jar spice
Derek is calm down calm down spice
Helen is diddery spice
Sandi is spice
Brandi is stork legs spice
Jordan is splash it all over spice
Marrisa would be splash it all over her spice
Karthik would be sprinkle spice