Originally Posted by Calderyon (Post 9695458)

Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.

Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 9695456)

Hardly, mate. It doesn't come out a drop at a time when you're sitting down.

Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 9695447)

I thought only Josy does that?

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 9695465)

More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely

Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 9695464)

I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim

Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 9695477)

Then I get a bollocking from my flatmate when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair

Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 9695463)

I personally stand up whilst doing a shit

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 9695480)

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 9695480)

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:

Originally Posted by Matthew. (Post 9695491)

Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e

Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 9695415)

Do you pee standing up or do you sit down?


I will always sit down as it's so much easier, but whenever I am filthy drunk I will stand up at the urinals. :)

Originally Posted by King Gizzard (Post 9695506)

I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game

Originally Posted by King Gizzard (Post 9695506)

I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game

Originally Posted by michael21 (Post 9695512)

Bloody odd question :fist:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 9695432)

All men should sit down tbh

So sick of piss all over the floor infront of the loo whenever my husbands teens are here. I am sure they think their dicks are a foot long or something. It is not as big as you think, please aim better and stand closer.