I wouldn’t trust what that SKANK LUKEB says (that was a lie LUKEB isn’t a skank)

I've been a jump away from breaking a One Direction Members neck before

False.

Nope true. I was at the Brits back in 2014 and if you've been on a balcony seat at the O2 You would know how low the bannister is to the ground like it only really covers your legs if anything. The slightest trip on that and I would have either broke a 1D members neck, broke my back, or even both. Actually tbh I might have had shards of wine glasses in my back too

Like I'd be foolish enough to jump and do that

How about: I've previously been an extra for the TV Show Doc Martin

ok wait no just realised that the first one is false. If anything I'd land on the next seated person on the level below me. Moving on.

idk what that is so probably

typical...JKJK

and yea true but it was purely coincidental bc I was on holiday in Newquay with my family and when we went walking down the harbour, we came across this like film/tv shoot and we were asked if one/two of us could be extras for them, and me and my sister got in on it. Next thing you know, Martin Clunes comes running past us chasing a boy. Fun.

Have you got a clip of this?

I have auditioned for The Chase

True

Correct! They didn't ask me back :(

Awh audition for Weakest Link.

"I nearly got sued by Lana Del Rey"

false

:(

No it's true. I used to run an online radio show called Lana Del Reydio where I played Lana songs and spoke about her, used to get 100 listeners per show, and then I had an email from Ben her manager telling me to stop or they'll sue me.

I’ve played would I lie to you with two forum members on Skype, true or false?

True

Correct! With Vanessa & Germyle, both whom didn’t understand the game :joker:

God forbid you ever try and play something like Chess with them...

I once sat on a chuckle brothers lap the one with longer hair

false

Vanessa didn’t understand that we made the lies up and didn’t understand why she was being told to say she had a tombola fetish and Germyle didn’t understand that he had to pretend the mystery guest was his connection :joker: