At some point everyone will need to use a public loo for a No. 2 I don't care how controlled your rectum is

I lay toilet paper round the toilet seat , then hover over the top .

and this is why there is always a queue for womens toilets at events, every woman is doing the above

More germs on the tap and door handles than the loo seat.

I try to only stick to the ones I know to be well looked after if we are on long runs etc.

:nono:

never let your rectum dictate to you, one must master it through practice and exercises

i lick all the germs off and then sit down :dance:

I think its time someone gave an accurate answer to the OP's question. I always approach it from the upper front, is there another way? :think:

I try never using public toilets.

I know that for many members the lack of a gloryhole will make many cubicles redundant for use

At work we have toilet seat covers, so that's good. Otherwise it's arts and crafts time with toilet paper :laugh:

:laugh::laugh:it's something my mom always taught me Cherie,I do try not to use them if possible.The inside ones in supermarkets/cinemas etc are ok,but outside ones are usually dire.

They will be dirty.

I plonk myself straight down comfortably knowing that everyone else hovers above public toilets so it's nice and clean for me

you beat me to it I was just gonna say the exact same thing and also what if you are about to poop in yer pants :laugh:

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Dirty Dawg