"Black Dagger, Firewire, Greg!, JerseyWins, LukeB, montblanc, Ross., Shaun, Underscore"

Tonight's exposed some fake pals

Underscore/montblanc/LukeB/JerseyWins meet me outside the Holiday Inn slags!

Ross. i thought we had a moment last night but ok :shrug:

Greg if you didn't stan Laura I'd have cleared you off the forum by now

Shaun I'm just gonna make my signature longer and longer to piss ya off!

mess not us getting exposed :skull:

RileyH ruined it for you babes!

Honestly 2018 Calniel is like CBB19 Speidi. BORING AND LIVING OFF OF THEIR PREVIOUS SUCCESS!

me and RileyH are Kimward

-phones BBAuditions up to ask if my application with RileyH can be split-

it's like comparing versace to lonsdale to asda george

RileyH ruins it for you! get rid

I'd say more like tins of beans

Calniel are Heinz. They live off their good name and they're advertised but only people who do their weekly shops at Waitrose really buy them and see them for how AWFUL they really are. The rest of the population/aka everyone who voted for Calniel just believe they're superior for the brand

Lorgan are a knock-off brand. They're good! But they're only bought when the online shopping man knocks on your door to tell you they were out of the real deal - the store brand

me and RileyH... we are the human manifestation of ASDA beans. A minimalist label - what you see is what you get. We're great value for money, great on toast, and full of protein. We don't need to be advertised on billboards and TV to be enjoyed - we sell ourselves.

Would Daniel-X cut Cal?! No he wouldn't!

because they are perfect duo. RileyH isn't perfect for you especially since he pays more attention to Jersey and not you </3 it's the truth

look Luke I want my name to be with you but I KNOW RileyH wants me there for him as backup once his relationship with Jersey falls through. I like the bad boys. I'm sorry :bawling:

I love imaginary

get ha!

You must not have seen Cal Louise & Danielle's shower scenes! :eyes:

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