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:laugh:

I included two of his most popular ones but sorry for not including ''i refuse to Diminish my Character to survive'', Epic. i totally forgot about it.

"What do you make of that Lesley? she's rather frightening, I mean, she's the authentic fish-wife. T1ts hanging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse, my gosh. Hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she'd never eaten a parsnip before....Weird"

Science: It ain't tit for tat. The dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat--
Craig: --And then the bear chases the dog...
Science: Nah cause there ain't no bears in here :rolleyes:
Eugene: Do bears attack dogs?
Craig: I do...
Science: He's not a bear. If he was a bear, he's a gone wrong care bear. He was one of the EVIL ones.
--

Craig: You called Derek the dark deceiver behind his back--
Science: --HE IS THE DARK DECEIVER I've told him to his face; dark deceiver.
Derek: You've never done that.
Science: YES I HAVE.
Derek: I now know.
Science: Nonononono YOU ARE THE DARK DECEIVER, I'VE SAID IT TO YER FACE--
Derek: --No you HAVEN'T actually.
Science: Haven't I? Are you sure about that?
Derek: It's the first time I've ever heard the words.
Science: WELL I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME AS YOU CALLING ME THE DARK DESTROYER--
Derek: Words. Words Words Words Words Words. It's my FORTE, words!
Science: Forte whatever dark deceiver eezy in a bit bye bye.
(Derek: Cheers, cheers. Goodbye, good luck, back to Leeds, go back to Leeds, good luck to Leeds!)
--

Craig: When you play with gods you get BUUURNED.
Science: Godsgodsgodsgods ya systems fraud don't talk like that you IDIOT cause you will get BURNED.
Craig: You are out of your league with me boy. Big time, big time. Out of your LEEEEEAGUE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM WHO I AM OR WHAT I CAN DOOO.
Science: It's funny that it took THIS LONG to get there. I've been Who I Am Me As A Man since I got here. A lot of boo-hoo crying shaving yer head doin a lot of foot massaging to get where YOU are. Please please please. Please. Do not pick a war... with a man, that lives by the art. Honor. Justice. And courage--
Craig: --WHAT'S GOING ON when you presume you can come into a facking room where people sat in here who are my friends, you are NOT my friend...
Science: I don't wanna be yer friend, YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOD, YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD. I TOLD YA ALREADY WHEN YA START TALKING LIKE A GOD YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD.
Craig: HeeEEeEeeE
Science: And that's why yer startin to SING.
--

Craig: You think you are a threat to people because you think are supreme. End of.
Science: I don't think I'm supreme! I'm a human being!
Craig: You are not a threat to me.
Science: It's you who thinks yer a god.
Craig: I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY!
Science: SO YOU'RE DOING IT IN A JOKING WAY NOOO-OOOW?
--

Craig: Oh and if I wanna talk to the camera, CAMERA can you--'camera look at me? All eyes on me? I'm Science the attention seeker. Look at me LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, no other housemate, look at ME.'

Science:♪I ain't Tidying this shit. I ain't cleaning shit♪
Derek: It's not your suit.
Science: I said ssh. INIT.
Science:♪I ain't Tidying this shit. "I ain't doing shit. I ain't tidying this shit♪
Derek: SHUT UP Science!
Science: NO MR. BALDY HEAD
Derek: There's so much noise in here
Science: So? It's good to be loud and proud, and be on the proud.
Derek: -leaves room-
Science: Don't you think my friend? Hey, you better talk to me MAN. Don't you ignore me MAN.

--
Derek: Well I think you could possibly win...
Science: You reckon? Don't know about that.
Derek: If you stop the swearing I think you'd probably be the best role model that they've got here. I think it would be very good for the young. And I think it would be very important to show that with discipline and an interest you can keep out of trouble. I think that's a very powerful message.

What a Legendary Argument and Rivalry. :clap1::love:

No, THE BIN. SLIPPED. OUT OF MY HAND. AND HIT. A PRICK. ON THE HEAD.http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bi.../06/kieron.png

Revive ha! You haven't even seen half of these epics :cheer2:

Nice to see you here, Jack

Glad that I could have been of help

Craig: "I do it in a JOKING WHY (way, lmao)."
Science: "DO YOU DO IT IN A JOKING WHY NAH?" died. I replay that season obsessively.

Orlaith: "WHAT WAS I SAYING?! JUST SHUT UP!"
Science: "Erm. No?"
Orlaith: "I can't take it anymore!" *drools on self*

Derek: I love it in my box already.

Derek: Judi Dench is my hero.
Kemal (RIP) I mean Zuleyka: "Do you watch Coronation Street?"
Derek: No.


Sam: Ok. Go go go! Eek!
Derek: What do you mean, go? Go WHERE?
Sam, stunned: Just leave me to wash up please.
Derek: Don't worry. I'll stand, and watch you *creepy smile* This space belongs to us OAL (all, lol)
Sam: Are ya joking?
Derek: No! I'm not joking. Jokes...are not my suit.



Omg I could go on forever quoting this season

Aw Science. I found him on facebook and he looks lonely. His tweet from Nov 2017 said "I literally have no friends." :bawling:

Lmfao another one that made me fall out my chair:

When Anthony said Craig in that wig made him look like a baby killer! Same episode/task when they had to wear disguises. I was rolling drooling laughing.

Craig introducing his disguise


Orla :hehe:

Kemal

:laugh2:

Derek
For God sake :spin2: rolling laughing

:laugh2:! I quoted that same exact one:hehe:

“At least somebody got wet tonight, and it wasn’t Saskia” is my fave though I voted for other options...