A teacher in my school got suspended for drinking in school hours, she used to take a flask in with her and it was a running joke she filled it with vodka but one day a girl got pushed over a chair by the teacher and her mum went to the school and grabbed the flask and it actually had whisky in it

Worst I can remember was a video of a guy in year 10 got put on tumblr of him wanking and it got passed around loads and the school called an essembly and asked parents to attend one too and our head said anyone caught sharing it or any way involved would be expelled and it would be dealt with by the police.

Omg ohhh i forgot the girl who everyone said let her dog lick her fairy got suspended for sticking a carrot up herself on the school trip to france aswell

In my old high school the top set maths teacher was revealed to be a pedophile who had 1000s of Child pornography.

Omg a mess but what a low-key legend. Was she like noticeably drunk when she taught?

RileyH has gone to far now

Omg ****in hell I forgot one of the students was given a suspended prison sentence for having child / animal abuse on his computer. Absolutely disgusting. he was quite popular but I always had a gut feeling about him and found him repulsive

Swear my school was literally like Waterloo Road lmao

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Yeah she used to slur and she stunk if you had her last lesson. She used to take her false teeth out and wrap them in toilet roll aswell. I will always remember somebody drawing a willy on her whiteboard and her drawing the public hair on the balls :skull:

Mrs Jackson. A legend.

Aaaaaah sounds like a scream

:joker: Yes, he was in all the papers.

Our school was broken into and they did a poo on the yard. It was there for ages. Never got cleaned up.

She works in wetherspoons in town now and her dad is dead creepy he and he and her are really touchy feely. It's genuinely weird.

We had a lot of teen pregnancies

That's disgusting

BYE

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oh well yeah, there were the occasional nudes. I swear only 2 people I know of had there's shared round though

A girl in the year above me turned up drunk for ha drama exam once

I forgot, last year someone gave out laxatives? I dunno what happened to the people who took them but the person who gave them out got into **** (pun not intended)

there was a rumour a geography teacher was on pornhub but I highly doubt that was true

Apparently people got caught in the chapel... Doing Stuff

oh and also when we were on the train home from London (it hadn't set off yet) these two kids rang my art teacher on the emergency phone and it turns out they got left behind in like, Covent gardens or something :skull:

uh a girl tore open her leg too on the trampoline? Ambulance had to come and all

there were also rumours a teacher was a police officer as well (which ended up being true :omgno:)

Honestly this is me just digging for relevant things to mention :joker:

I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or cringe :joker:

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nnnn I should've figured
I didn't read newspapers back then (still don't :laugh:), but given that I moved back to my hometown for a period of 4 months and he killed himself while I was back in my hometown, I'm surprised I didn't see a single news article about him

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I shared my exes nudes around the girls and gays in 6th form when I found out he cheated on me on holiday

Queen

We had a teacher who used to grunt when he opened the window and then look really pleased with himself and he was talking to another teacher in the corridor and he was pelvic thrusting in front of her. He used to walk into the classroom with a power mad grin on his face.

Not much happened at my school. Once when school Assembly was on and I skipped it to work on some art and I walked in on two goth kids having sex in the Art classroom, walked out and never told anyone (until now I guess?)

Our P.E teacher was having a fling with a year 11. She came in pissed up one day and revealed told, well screamed it to everybody. It was a scandal!