He was born in lagos state to parenrs from ogun state....will that get me in trouble:joker:

Looking back over our txts...his english is far better than mine.

I would just play it safe and get some sweets or chocolate for the kids and a bottle of prosecco for the adults

I thought so. Ijebu’s a sub-clan in Ogun State. It’s safe to say he’s Ijebu.

That explains his love of money. It’s Igbo people who love money the most in Nigeria but Ijebu Yorubas have the money ting in common. Lol.

Like I say you can never go wrong with edibles. Make sure he’s not a Muslim and you’re good to get him and the missus a bottle of Bailey’s. Nigerians are crazy for Bailey’s.

English is Nigeria’s official language. His English should be good.

He is christian, i doubt i would have recieved an invite to the barbie for the easter egg faux pas earlier in the year.:joker:

Ive known him through work for 6 years now, he is an ebay seller who buys tvs from us.


Patricks another one, he is ugandan though so me and him have a bit more banter cause im scottish..he us far more aggressive though in nature than akin but never threatening if you know what i mean.


Infact there are loads of nationalities i get along with...im a well known face down sams yard.

What about a nice bottle of wine?

His written is better than his spoken.:hee:

Don’t sweat it b. Any barbecue held by a black person all you’ve gotta do is turn up and be cool. Just get a Bailey’s for him and the missus and you’re all set.

It’ll be more of an accent thing than anything else. I’m guessing he’s got a bit of H Factor going on (prefixing random words with H). Yoruba people do that. Don’t know why.

I might do some pimms n take some fresh strawbs.

Take the kids some Haribos, some little kids dont like chocolate, blue packet ..normal...gold packet ..little bears

He says "haw cmon" with outstretched, palm upped arms..i cant say ive heard the h thing or understand fully how it would be said.

Cup of sugar. But don’t let him keep the cup.

Take it from someone who knows parmnion. Bailey’s and chocolate.

Take it from someone who knows parmnion. Bailey’s and chocolate.

All you’ve got to do after that is enjoy their owambe jollof rice.

Thanks..mint baileys it is.

Surely a bottle of wine :shrug:

Me n akin today....excuse the work hair....

How do you post phone photos?

id rather drown in battery acid than go to a neighbours barbeque tbh

Luckily im in essex and hes in kent.

I wouldn't give them anything, in that case.

You have to upload them to imgur or something like that first

Lovely photo