ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums
Page 2 of 2 1 2
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/index.php)
-   General Chat (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   Have you ever had a bird **** on you? (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=343470)

Maru 16-07-2018 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091391)
You trained a cockatiel to poo on visitors..:conf:
Like Paul the oracle Octopus... whoever it shat on lost their game that day or won the Superbowl

Crimson Dynamo 16-07-2018 06:39 PM
i am sure this thread is just a parmy Bing search writ large?

TwentyOneThrones 16-07-2018 06:52 PM
Yes. Twice sksksks

Once when like I was getting picked on in Year 11 at lunch and it made me feel much more uncomfortable and fueled more bullying

The second time was when I was just in town casually with my friends drinking yazoo....my blue hair was ruined :(

Ant. 16-07-2018 07:42 PM
i got shat on on my way into an exam

i heard today it's good luck so maybe that's why i passed my exams?

RileyH 16-07-2018 07:45 PM
No but nearly

michael21 16-07-2018 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10091250)
People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.:shrug:
No but the girl around the Conner will wee on you for a fiver hope that helps :shrug:

Kazanne 16-07-2018 07:53 PM
Yes on holiday ,one shat on my head,had to go wash my hair quickly,lol

montblanc 16-07-2018 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 10091616)
Yes on holiday ,one shat on my head,had to go wash my hair quickly,lol
:joker:

Beso 16-07-2018 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maru (Post 10091456)
Like Paul the oracle Octopus... whoever it shat on lost their game that day or won the Superbowl
:joker:

Glenn-C 16-07-2018 09:06 PM
BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first :skull:
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before

Wizard. 16-07-2018 09:24 PM
Yeah a drunk bird in a nightclub

Beso 16-07-2018 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn-C (Post 10091866)
BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first :skull:
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before
Would you like one to? For the luck!

Glenn. 16-07-2018 09:50 PM
No I’m gay.

Beso 16-07-2018 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn. (Post 10092006)
No I’m gay.
Can birds tell the difference though, gay bloke, straight bloke...

Glenn. 16-07-2018 10:15 PM
Oh you’re talking about an actual bird

Beso 16-07-2018 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn. (Post 10092053)
Oh you’re talking about an actual bird
Did you think i meant a woman?

Heaven knows why you would open the thread..maybe a touch of bi in there my good friend.

Glenn. 16-07-2018 10:42 PM
Oh yeah I’ve been for adventures inside a lady garden but found myself setting up shop in a sausage factory instead.


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:36 AM.
Page 2 of 2 1 2
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.