A scream when the President of the United States tweets about CBB

not sure how they are gonna pull this off, either she will be automatically up for the first eviction ?

D*nald spam voting to save Gabby from Love Island when she's up against Stormy?

They'll probs act like she's a normal housemate but there'll be a clause in ha contract she can walk after a week and still get the full amount

This must mean the lineup is dire

Conversely, I fully see them making the most out of the fact that she's got limited time and going all out on some "Eye of the Stormy" week, in which she gets full power over the house and, more importantly, gets to bugger off at the end of it (after single-handedly evicting, say, Chris from Gogglebox)

Looking forward to Don phoning into BOTS!

Perched for for CH5 to kick her straight out when they realise she is a porn star so they don't have to spend the dolla

I wonder what the housemates will think

*An animation of dark clouds appears above the house, and a CGI lightning strike hits the CBB house- Marcus’s voice starts to shout*

“THIS FRIDAY, A STORM HITS THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE! WHICH 6 CELEBRITIES WILL BE WASHED AWAY? AND WHO WILL COME OUT TOP TRUMP?”

*black sillouhette appears of a female which is blatantly not Stormy Daniels but they’re trying to throw us off scent*

“It’s ‘just’ Cheryl! She’s coming! I would know that hairstyle anywhere” screams one avid Digital Spy viewer.

The most c5 able version of events of this happening, would be:

Stormy Daniels is housemate #1 (if she can even be called a housemate) where she is then put in a room Katie Hopkins style where the house is now literally the "EYE OF THE STORM" :joker: where she makes decisions about fellow housemates until she finally joins the house as the last housemate to enter...

after one week it is revealed that Stormy has been controlling everything and was a mole and she will now leave the house immediantly (Michael the People's Puppet throwback)

Stormy Daniels, old has-been she is, making money off Trump. What a media wh**e.

President Donald Trump's tweet about CBB could actually save our show, given his popularity on social media :flutter:

is this a joke

i mean i assume it is but it’s hard to tell

no, it ain't a joke :nono:


we also need Tiffany Trump on CBB :love:

nicky i’m not being funny but you’re actually deluded if you think that donald trump’s kid would go on big brother

Greg!: OMG ITS NIKKI SHES COMING YES QUEEN!

That would pay for about 10 reality 'stars'. :D

Who even cares about her tho

bye :joker:

The Jonathan Cheban treatment.

Surely this isn't true but if it is then yeah, I don't have much hope for the line-up lol

I mean her mum did :shrug:

Malia Obama for IAC 2018 ???