Ben :love:

Certainly feels like a lifetime :dazzler:

What a ****ing loser

...what did you achieve in your lifetime then..?...we can put it to a forum vote I guess ...but it’ll have to be after BB season as we’re a bit busy right now...

hi dad

oh she's alive

10 years, you've not been on here bloody posting my son, poor Niamh has worn her finger away to the bone while you been on your life time jolly.

Can we make a new one for 5 years so that I can have it?

HEY. There IS one for 5 years wtf is this it's the 10k award all over again. Give me two, immediately!

bloody cheek going MIA then coming back demanding awards

is it Most Loved already?

Omg wow!!!! :love:

You're soooo old!!!!

I need one too, hook me up

why on earth have you got 2 10k awards?


what kind of mod pet

Because he talks two type of crap?


I jest before anyone reports me

^ reported

...I think you should have 1 award for every full calendar month it's been delayed in receiving...oh that would mean 1 award then as we haven’t reached the end of August yet...

Not a chance.

Think your gonna come and claim your award then **** off back into obscurity? Well think again sunshine, youre trapped here forever now.

...so that’s that of that, then...you’ll have to make do with the ones you have, Ben...

SSssshhhhhhh... well actually there was a whole thread about this a while ago so I think they know. But basically there was a big discussion in the towers and I got two awards because each of my posts is worth 2x a normal post, but people would be confused if they had given me the 20k award at 10k, so they just doubled up that one.

In a similar move, I am to be given two 5 year awards... one for the 5 years I've actually been here, and one for the 5 extra years that this place has aged me. :umm2:

YES Ammi, a brand new "5.1" award just especially for me.

:joker: