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"Strange conversation.... we're not Aliens!"

pissing on the toilet seat like a barbaric animal!

Hi, I'm Jayne Connery. I'm a dementia awareness campaigner and I also help catch cheating spouses.

''Does someone in the House not Like me?''

"Big Brother I don't appreciate other housemates trying to suffocate me"

:joker::joker::joker:

''The Motto is push the button quicker''

Everything you see here... is natural flesh.

''Luke, Sorry about the Curry''

"RUNWAAAAY....!!!!!"

*shot of lounge*
"VICTOR YOU'RE A FU.CKING *C..UNT* BUT I'M DANCING WITH YOU!"

*shot of diary room*
"They are expecting ten ciders and I've got none... mwahahaha... mwahahaha"

*shot of bedroom*
"At least SOMEONE got wet tonight! And it wasn't Saskia!"

*shot of garden*
"AWW YA BETTER KNOW YASELF IF YER TALKING ABOUT ME, LITTLE GIRL. IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA BE TREATED, LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

*shot of exterior*
"A TO THE A TO THE B TO THE B. D! TO THE D! I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING

OW! Woman beater! That really hurt :( :laugh: :bawling:

a DON'T NEED THE MONEY, DO YOU FINK THESE **** ARE GONNA PAY MY MORTGAGE, A'VE GOT MONEY

If they don't make one at the end of tonight I will PERSONALLY make one myself thank you very much!

" Mikey's got a disability open your eyes"

''You're nothing but a disgusting Rapscallion''

Make one anyway sis! Love your vids!

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I would love a special one with quotes from every seasons but then I guess it would be too long :joker: .

I think five minutes of shots of the empty house with Mark Byron's screams of "cHRISTOPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" would top any of the ****ty quotes that Channel 5 would choose (especially since they've been hammering "SAVE YOURSELF!!!" on BOTS for a couple of weeks now despite it NOT being funny in the slightest!)

'you swear? we don't want any swearing, it would have to be a promise'

'i prom'

'what's a prom?'

'half a promise'

:joker:

"Are you crying because of me? It's because I'm here isn't it? He's crying because of me, we shared a year :)"

"Tall and caramel!" should definitely be played tho