Dont mis-species her

Well to say i'm still bloody mad with my old boy Bert is putting mildly(15 yr old Scottie with Cushings disease)
I bought lovely chocs from Yumbles (recommend them) for my friend and the chocs spelt out Happy Birthday Tania , also had hearts and stars , whilst i was out he sniffed the box out got it open and they were all over floor when thank god my partner came home ! luckily he had only eaten one but they were obv ruined and a waste of £16 , he would probably have died had he eaten the lot. My fault really but they had been there 2 days and he never clocked .

Swine :joker:

One of my dogs keeps peeing on my bed and I never notice until I get in and squish :(

omg ew

Right? They’re not even old, one of them Is just a qunt, idk which one though

You have actually replaced the crocs :bawling: Don't you know they are very bad for your feet apart from making you look like a clown ???

Shat on the carpet I guess :shrug:

Oh my budgie bites my face and that little stretchy bit of skin between my finger and thumb too the evil little **** :idc:

existed

stayed a night with MJ

Naw, it tucked it under one arm..jeez us.

We had a brand new sofa ,I went out shopping and the dogs (I had two) had ripped the seats up ,there was sponge everywhere,we had to just turn the seat cushions over for a while.

Aww, did it? What a cheeky lil fella.

You sure that’s the dog? :idc:

I’m not that old! :oh:

Slept around and got pregnant

The worst thing a pet can do is die.

Killed a bird :(

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

My dog ate my math homework


If I had a dog

My dog(sadly passed a couple of years ago) I remember taking him on a walk and he starting eating horse manure so gross

The rabbits I have now ate through their first cage and are now trying to eat through their 2nd. I let them out often enough but they are always trying to escape. They have escaped from the garden into neighbours gardens a couple of times but if I wait like 20 mins they will always come back to the cage which is lucky

My first dog (RIP :( ) Did that and It was a baby bird too, I think it may have been on it's first flight solo and she came through the garden and the dog just munched her mid flight :skull:

Nothing. Ollie is an angel.

Chewed all the internet wiring, a naughty doggo!

Cal needs to stop!

My dog used to pee herself everytime she got excited and saw someone she knew/liked so when we were all on a car journey and my stepdad came back from the shop we stopped off at, she was so happy to see him she pissed herself all over the backseat of my mum's new car (new by like, 4 months?). My mum was still outside when it happened and needless to say she wasn't happy when she got in the car and smelt pee :skull: