As Glenn said.

Also I flush down as it emerges ie push it out as I push on the flush handle. It minimizes any stink and the bowl is clean as I reach to wipe. Simple if a little acrobatic.

Glenn we have entered a realm of madness here, dont try to look at it logically

we have people standing up wiping their bum through clenched cheeks :omgno:

Its a new low for society :bored:

How dirty are y’all ****s if you’re gonna end up smearing it everywhere D:

If you have enough fibre in your diet you won't need this excessive wiping :idc:

My bowl is clean as I wipe :nono:

How can you stand up and force your cheeks together:shocked:

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You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!

DEATH! :skull:

Anyway, even if you stand up your cheeks aren't clenched.

Their loose and you lean forward slightly.

No need to be sat down with your hand in the bowl. :nono:

Can y’all stop I don’t want my thread to be closed, out each other on ignote

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For the most part I do ignore, but trolls don’t stop.

My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.

Not you misjudging and plunging your hand into your ****ty hole :omgno:

I feel sick

Only happened twice :hmph:

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1/10

:joker: :joker:

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Been thinking of getting an all singing and dancing loo seat, it washes, dries and deodorises you.🤔

I don't understand how standing could work, the cheeks are gonna smush together when you stand up and that's nasty

They are obviously oblivious to the sweaty **** odour they emit from thier backsides after wiping...dirty buggers.

Not being crude but how ****ty are y’all arseholes to be smearing it everywhere if you stand up?

:nono: Some of us get the runs from anxiety.