Chuff what sort of heathens are you inviting into your home who not only piss liberally outside of the toilet bowl... but then even if they do so by accident, don't clean it up themselves?? I don't think the issue is them not sitting down it's just them being ... ... well just disgraceful is all I can say :joker:. I wouldn't leave MY OWN bathroom without making sure it was clean, let alone when I'm a guest in someone else's house :umm2:.

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

I have one of those plaques in my loo where it says If you sprinkle ,when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie,lol

Otherwise I agree it's fine to ask, if a little odd, but not sure how you'd check compliance :hehe:

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hun if you said this 24 hours ago I would've voted for you in ML :laugh2:

I would never sit down to see so neux

If I sat down, my knob would dip in the water, because it's that big.

not even on this toilet?

What an odd thing to request.

If a regular visitor/family member is peeing all over your bathroom floor then just tell them how it is.

Going into detail with everyone who enters your home about how you want them to empty their bladder is weird.

No.

But taking the middle lid up is: the seating cover for the duration of peeing is appropriate.

I think it's a bit rude to ask people to use the bathroom in a certain way. I think anyone with any respect would wipe their drips with a bit of tissue if they did happen to miss somehow.

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system

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Should have known it was that little prick :fist:

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

Pingu is a nasty and rude effer. Always hated that Pingu.

I voted for no but that's because I'd rather not have somebody else's ass on the toilet seat tbh. I don't really think it's 'wrong' (although it's a bit cheeky?) but then I have had no issue with telling people to take their shoes off before they come in, so I guess if it's something you're really passionate about then why not... it's YOUR house.

Omg :joker:

it would certainly be a bit cheeky if they were sitting down :dog:

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Until you heard about caprimint asking people to stand up while they poop :umm2:

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either :bawling:

Love it :joker:

Oh that's a BIG no no

Imagine thinking you have some sort of control over people’s digestive system :umm2:

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES :fist:

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home :conf: