Lmfao when I'm walking by a queue and an angry customer asks me if i'm going to jump on another till I tell them no.

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Nice. :thumbs:

I've done that a few times.

I hate fat till assistants wheezing on my food.

Reading through all these posts just reminds me why I hate working in retail atm.

I need a new job :idc:

How to get fired?

Matthew is the new Alan Sugar. You're Fired.

I used to work on cigarette kiosk and self scan

Hate it when you are already serving a customer and another keeps shouting you. Like piss off and wait your turn.

People who wanted alcohol detagging before they paid.

People who walk past manned tills to come to SELF SERVE only to tell you they forgot their glasses or dont know how it works

On lottery when someone would save up loads of the slips to be checked or when they want loads of scratch cards and reel off the numbers dead quick and tut if you ask them to repeat it.

When people let their children scan their bottles of wine and you say you cant do that its against the law and they see their arse. Sorry bitch let me change the ****ing law so your ugly spoilt kid can get their way

Lord Matthew

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Another one I hate is when your on the tills and someone just dumps there shopping and expects you to scan it whilst they just walk off to get more stuff without even saying.

I get them back tho just squashing all there shopping at the bottom of the bag. Cheeky bastards.

Where I used to work a woman did this all the time, she would put her bags up on the belt and then her shopping and ask for a hand and then she would leave to get more stuff and return ages later with like 1 ton of beans. She just wanted her £150 shop packed and she never ever said thanks. My last Christmas there she did it and a customer behind her called her a lazy cow, she held everyone up and she should do home shopping if shes that idel. So funny.

Yeah, that pisses me off too, especially when there are other people waiting.

When you're closed and people are still wandering around shopping and you tell them the shops closed can they please go to the till and they either give attitude or say they need a few more things.

It's like just **** off we have homes we want to go to!

When you start 2 and half hours before store opens and it's all fine and dandy, and then customers have the gall to come in at 9am and ruin a perfectly fine shift.

Oop I do this all the time! I'm an un-decisive queen