We all know you got a big mouth kazanne.

It’s looks grim, the food looks unappetising, the type of place that contributes to the death of the planet, encouraging over eating and waste...just yuk

You eat for free if youre over 350 pounds as well

Really? grim

https://www.heartattackgrill.com/jobs.html

The only redeeming quality is the application form, looks fun to fill out :laugh:

Yep, as you enter they weigh you and anyone over 350 eats for free.

Oh you're obese? Lets help kill you even faster? That's pretty vile

Yep, i think theres already been something like 4 heart attacks there which is where it takes the name. But you sign a waiver before you enter so theyre not liable for anything really.

Like with the spankings, one guy said he wanted to hold the record for the amount. The waitress spanked him 32 times, and she shows customers on her phone pictures of his bum literally bright purple.

Let's adopt that punishment principle here.. only if you try to order something over 2000 calories they kick the **** out of you :laugh:

the name is hardly appealing :laugh: who even wants to go to a place which says ''heart attack''

No, it's stupid, I bet it stinks in there and I bet the people who eat there stink too.