Trump wants Bernie

The results are apparently not being announced tonight (which is a whole mess in itself), but for some reason Pete Buttigieg just declared himself victorious anyway :skull:

...has Pete Buttigieg come from nowhere for the finishing line...he’s like someone who was never in the race, but he just ran onto the pitch/track near the end, type thing...to get his photo taken..?.../..like a photobomb person...who is Pete Buttigieg...do we like him, MB..should we stan..?....

Let's put it this way: if Pete Buttigieg were your neighbour, and you were throwing a party, he'd ask you to turn the music down and then call the police on you for serving too spicy a hummus

...:laugh:...he might be right about the hummus...the Mary Berry spiced carrot one gives quite the illegal kick...Mary B bringing all the policeman to her yard..

Honestly if Mary Berry won the Iowa caucus at this point I'd be happy

I would also accept Mary J. Blige, Mary Jo Buttafuoco or Tesco Mary from The X Factor

...you can take our Meghan..sort of/over in Canada a little way...but you can never take our Mary..(..or her spicy hummus..)...

In an ideal world Bernie, but i don't think he'll win but :fc:

The Democrats screwed up an impeachment and now a caucus.

Next up, they try to boil water.

Yes they are Pathetic

I deleted all the Live CNN HD overnight garbage
I recorded.

As I awoke at 5AM to find
they counted wrong
or some other bugger UP


Tonight Trump Is Live
with that old hag sitting behind him

No.

God, you’re not even trying to hide your misogyny now are you?

3 of the results had errors
Pathetic.

Calling a USA Politician a Hag
why is that a Problem~?????????????????????
Liam

because you always use inflammatory terms when you describe women of any age, but don't do the same with men

Rubbish
On the Wrestling thread
I have a go at Real Old Vince

You have an issue with women that don't step in line with your views, Arista. That much is clear to see and even with the ones you do like, there's always some sort of creepy term aimed at them.

It's really not the end of the World. It's just Arista being Arista. He means no harm and he can't do you any harm.

Yes I am only using that word
for a Horrible USA Politician

No one else

i saw on our dutch breakfast news, and our political correspondent there in the US, Erik Mouthaan said even though there are no results, clear favourites in Iowa were Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren

More Like Saunders
and Sleepy Biden

for a party that wants to regain the presidency it is a complete farce.

I'm glad i'm not an american because the democratic choices are dire. The american public is much more "conservative" with a small C than we are here in the UK, so from where i'm standing, Trump will be re-elected easily. If Trump gets another 4 years, it's unlikely america will recover in a generation

CNN HD Live says results are 2Hours 15mins

If Biden wins then might aswell give up now :bored: , come through Bernie :fc:.