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MB. 12-03-2020 05:39 PM

I like how the punctuation in the thread title makes it seem as though you're confused by the concept of birth weight

Josy 12-03-2020 09:03 PM

Natural

5lb 1

Josy 12-03-2020 09:03 PM

When are you due Jess

Marsh. 12-03-2020 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier (Post 10797363)
Natural birth, and I was about 9lbs.

My own kids - eldest was a little'un at about 6.5lbs, natural birth in hospital. Younger was a 10lb beefcake and she was a combination of a planned and unplanned homebirth... Midwives ****ed off at 1am sayi g it wasn't happening, we went to bed, wife woke up at 6am in full on active labour and baby was delivered by a paramedic on the living room floor 15 minutes later :umm2:. Poor guy was crapping himself, only his second delivery :omgno:

Omg :joker:

Marsh. 12-03-2020 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josy (Post 10797431)
When are you due Jess

Oh is she pregnant?

Congrats JESS.

Josy 12-03-2020 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 10797446)
Oh is she pregnant?



Congrats JESS.

:omgno:

I thought she was I dunno now though?

Sorry if I'm mistaken Jess

Jessica. 12-03-2020 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saph (Post 10797245)
my mum always tells me she gave birth in a special birthing pool so I guess natural

she said the nurses were discussing last nights eastenders while she was giving birth :skull:

:omgno: That is a good omen

Jessica. 12-03-2020 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josy (Post 10797431)
When are you due Jess

I am NOT pregnant, I just ovulated the other day and didn't do anything risky :nono:

Jessica. 12-03-2020 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier (Post 10797363)
Natural birth, and I was about 9lbs.

My own kids - eldest was a little'un at about 6.5lbs, natural birth in hospital. Younger was a 10lb beefcake and she was a combination of a planned and unplanned homebirth... Midwives ****ed off at 1am sayi g it wasn't happening, we went to bed, wife woke up at 6am in full on active labour and baby was delivered by a paramedic on the living room floor 15 minutes later :umm2:. Poor guy was crapping himself, only his second delivery :omgno:

Oh my god :joker:

Jessica. 12-03-2020 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10797368)
I like how the punctuation in the thread title makes it seem as though you're confused by the concept of birth weight

Clickbait to get people to open the thread :smug:

Jessica. 12-03-2020 10:20 PM

I used to tell everyone that the doctors "neutered" my mother during her c-section with me :joker:


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