it takes me about 10 seconds to trim my hair every week

Mines is easily 3 weeks old already.

Total mop

Is there like an app or something that shows you what you’d look like if you got a No.2 all over?

I needed a hair cut about two months ago, but I was waiting and then we got locked down so I’m currently contemplating ripping it out at the roots

Happy to trim mine to tide me over....at least I’m saving money on hair/nails/petrol whilst I’m furloughed which reduces my shortfall at the end of the month.

Been cutting my own hair for 20 yrs and Grims, so not a prob except i look like the wild man of Borneo at mo - been avoiding .... tomorrow is D Day or H day.
Dread man dread its a pain in the proverbial.

Is there one that tells you if you look like a mad womans fanny?

Not that I know of but I’m sure there is a hard working soul out there attempting to make one as we speak I mean, it’s not as if he/ she hasn’t got the time to or anything?

I have a mirror, but wanted official confirmation.