We've waited eight years to see what an Abi-Maria Gomes FTC performance would be like and this is worth every second

J'Tia: Kellyn, for my juror vote, name a female scientist
Kellyn: um... Amelia Earhart :)

Lauren: Abi, name one move you made in this game
Abi: ....SOCIAL

:love:

Kellyn quietly seething that Abi has been calling her "Kayleen" for six hours :love:

Kellyn > Tony and that's that!

Also Abi was everything

:joker: I hope she's hired to sing the season 41 theme acapella

In this house we stan Abi-Tia Maria slurring her way through Final Tribal Council

I'm also still laughing at the following

Abi: *casts a stray vote for Kellyn almost every round for the final third of the game*
Abi: I am solely responsible for Kayleen making it to the final two :)

Important update: it was her apartment building's security guard telling her off for being too loud :love:

Someone made a voting chart, if any of you want a visual representation of how much of a fanfic come to life this was

I haven't checked yet, but I believe a full recording of the game (with multiple rooms at once) should be available soon if it isn't already

Well... that was... something.

Abi-Maria was easily the prettiest one of this cast. She cleans up well.

so Sequester Survivor 2 has been abysmal so far, but Michele quitting jury to go and party instead is honestly on the same level of iconicness as Abi answering the door/Kellyn saying Amelia Earhart :love:

She's in a laundry room, you guys... #FreeMichele

Michele and her posse doing shots instead of watching the game.... Michele inviting Oddrey into the jury house for an in-depth interview... Michele saying she "doesn't give a fuck about people like Jakwee"... Nicole saying Michele has disgraced the Survivor universe...

Pulitzer Prize, all of it

Highlight of the night is drunk Shotchele reading out one of my twitch stream comments <3

Shirin's jury speech was a disaster holy ****

Who won? (I know it wasn't Winchele)

Nick, but in many ways Winchele did win (albeit somehow not in the "drunkest jury member" category)

Dean made several appearances in Michele's real life room so you'd probably enjoy it

:skull: Lolwut? Are they living together / dating or something? :joker: