It's been confirmed by downing street to be fake nooz in regards to nappies.

I was once lay on my back on the couch, holding my eldest in the air above my head and lowering her down for kisses on the nose, a fun, giggly time for everyone, so cute, such sweetness...

...and then she was sick in my mouth. After that, nothing really comes close in terms of being grossed out as a parent.

I thought this involved another **** explosion to begin with.

I must say I am very relieved to have finished the paragraph.

That would have been worse to be fair, yes. Really it was only horrible in a psychological sense - she was still only having milk at the time and she'd just been fed so it was pretty much just warm milk. Still... not my favourite snack ever.

This is why all adults should be trained in how to look after their own elderly parents in later life.

Yep

I recall having to take my old dad into a shower in Blackpool because he had shat himself and hose him down whilst boaking. And iv had a few choice moments with me old MUm too i can tell you ("i just missed the pan" - me "its like a bloody dirty protest in here wtf")

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