Yup, they don't call me a ho for nuthin .. :wink:

he is good aint he???? :wink:

Well I have a fancy new one, way better than that old thing. Adjustable speeds, massage action, optional "black mistress" voice system which tells you off and only stops spanking when you beg her enough.

If you come round though stropz, hopefully I won't need the machine...:wink:

HaHa.. Oh aye Kiz.. it's his Clooney-esque thing he's got goin on... that does it..

*faints*

Thats my Red for ya

As long as it's not like that one you bought off ebay... You've still got the scars from that experience.... and they said it was guaranteed... :bored:

Back on topic......

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

Yeah guaranteed to give you a nasty rash, don't remind me. Took me weeks to get rid of it :yuk:

So thats what you get up to when i aint here :rolleyes:

Oh my.. that's a good one.. I'm guna rake up some more..

O/T. Slarti, I found another tribute quote for my siggy.. :kiss:

LMAO

That one can't be that old, cos I used to have one of those and the altered beast game as well. Just couldn't get away with stuff like that anymore.

hmms.

Awww babes, it is my honour to be included in your sig :kiss:

I'll keeping posting sarcastic rhetoric if you keep promising to siggy it :tongue:

EDIT: I've got a few of those vibra-finger things at home as well :blush2:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6820/10rk7.th.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/898/38tw4.th.jpg

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5...6184rx9.th.jpg

It's a deal.

And, I assume you have nice healthy gums then?

Oh yes, strong, hard gums!

Right I'm off to bed, this is all getting too much for my fragile innocent mind to take!

Nighty night...

mwahahaha.. likely..

night dah-lin.. x

Here's some swish looking headgear...
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3...5265lo2.th.jpg

And this just brings the concept of a blow-up doll to another level...
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4...8864cf3.th.jpg

Wow. Its amazing what Stropz will post when I'm not looking.

:|

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1...39flno8.th.jpg

Not rude, I just like his face of satisfaction at his "no gapping at crotch" munsing wear.

It is amazing indeed Matt... and, Loz.. that's a good un.. he looks like he's had a frontal lobotomy. HaHaHa!