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Beso 20-05-2022 11:22 AM
Last time I broke the law the judge said to me...MR R*****, next time you appear in this courtroom, bring your toothbrush...I nearly wept as I mouthed thank you to him, I thought I was going to the big hoose that time.

The Slim Reaper 20-05-2022 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 11167695)
Last time I broke the law the judge said to me...MR R*****, next time you appear in this courtroom, bring your toothbrush...I nearly wept as I mouthed thank you to him, I thought Ibwas going to the big house that time.
Halitosis is no joke.

Beso 20-05-2022 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 11167697)
Halitosis is no joke.
Its not a crime either.

It was so embarrassing.

Same time as chris Evan's show, and the local headline in the local paper was.."dont forget your toothbrush"

Can honestly say it was the wake up call I needed, and ai now walk away from confrontation like a big jessie.

Strictly Jake 20-05-2022 01:16 PM
Nicked a 10p packet of crisps from school when I was 14 and that's because all the people queuing in front of me were taking ages and break was about to end and I was hungry. But that's about it. I'm so boring

michael21 20-05-2022 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 11167582)
Best exchange I had with a police sergeant when near the town centre on a Friday afternoon in traffic

A sergeant in a gate way with a radio report people on the phone to traffic police further down the road

I was on the phone , some one shouted the phone at me and then even louder the phone get off the phone being my usual self I turned round and shouted with venom go and fcuk yourself

At this point the police sergeant jumped out behind my car and said that’s it.

I was stopped further down the road by a lovely wpc who said why did you say what you did to my sergeant?, I said because he was aggressive towards me

She said ok, I went on a phone course wich was a good laugh.
Penalties
You can get 6 penalty points and a £200 fine if you hold and use a phone, sat nav, tablet, or any device that can send and receive data while driving or riding a motorcycle.

You’ll also lose your licence if you passed your driving test in the last 2 years.

You can get 3 penalty points if you do not have a full view of the road and traffic ahead or proper control of the vehicle.

You can also be taken to court where you can:

be banned from driving or riding
get a maximum fine of £1,000 (£2,500 if you’re driving a lorry or bus)

michael21 20-05-2022 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Strictly Jake (Post 11167769)
Nicked a 10p packet of crisps from school when I was 14 and that's because all the people queuing in front of me were taking ages and break was about to end and I was hungry. But that's about it. I'm so boring
Yep :hehe:

But at least your good at forum games so that make up for it :clap2:

The Slim Reaper 20-05-2022 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 11167582)
Best exchange I had with a police sergeant when near the town centre on a Friday afternoon in traffic

A sergeant in a gate way with a radio report people on the phone to traffic police further down the road

I was on the phone , some one shouted the phone at me and then even louder the phone get off the phone being my usual self I turned round and shouted with venom go and fcuk yourself

At this point the police sergeant jumped out behind my car and said that’s it.

I was stopped further down the road by a lovely wpc who said why did you say what you did to my sergeant?, I said because he was aggressive towards me

She said ok, I went on a phone course wich was a good laugh.
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thesheriff443 20-05-2022 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 11167799)
They had some good characters on that show.

I was on a zoom speed awareness course about two years ago

There was six of us, lady running it was winding it up at the end an old boy said can we go now? , I need to go to the toilet, then we heard this massive fart.

ThomasC 20-05-2022 04:55 PM
Yep and suffered the consequences of the law.

Something I rarely mention as I am ashamed

Beso 20-05-2022 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ThomasC (Post 11167831)
Yep and suffered the consequences of the law.

Something I rarely mention as I am ashamed


I heard there was a chase, and you hid in a bin...the coppers were really angry and you could hear them shouting..

One of them shouted "I'm gonna shove this truncheon up your arse when I find you"

You then shouted, "im in the bin"

ThomasC 20-05-2022 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 11167835)
I heard there was a chase, and you hid in a bin...the coppers were really angry and you could hear them shouting..

One of them shouted "I'm gonna shove this truncheon up your arse when I find you"

You then shouted, "im in the bin"
:joker::joker:

It was worse than that. I got tasered.

I was man handled but not in the sexy way :bawling:

Beso 20-05-2022 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ThomasC (Post 11167836)
:joker::joker:

It was worse than that. I got tasered.

I was man handled but not in the sexy way :bawling:


Ouch...what did you do?

AnnieK 20-05-2022 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ThomasC (Post 11167836)
:joker::joker:

It was worse than that. I got tasered.

I was man handled but not in the sexy way :bawling:
Argh...no way.

Did it hurt? I've kind of wanted to be tasered to see what its like (bit weird like that) but knowing my luck my heart would explode or something :laugh:

Zizu 20-05-2022 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 11167803)
They had some good characters on that show.

.
“ today I am eating yogurt “


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thesheriff443 20-05-2022 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11167888)
“ today I am eating yogurt “


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This week I mainly be eating lettuce

thesheriff443 20-05-2022 06:06 PM
Jessie’s diets

ThomasC 20-05-2022 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 11167841)
Ouch...what did you do?
Pushed a couple of PCs. They wanted me to go home and I didn't want to. Long story, but that's the very short of it.

They were very unfit tbh.

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Originally Posted by AnnieK (Post 11167870)
Argh...no way.

Did it hurt? I've kind of wanted to be tasered to see what its like (bit weird like that) but knowing my luck my heart would explode or something :laugh:
Sort of, the drink masked it a lot and the taser wasn't deployed correctly so only brushed the skin on my hand.

Stupid WPC was angry that I'd pushed her I think and wanted revenge.

As they were trying to drag me to the police car she got her taser out and deployed it, but it caught me and the officer holding me on the other side.

She would never have ever been trained to deploy it in such circumstances and it's no wonder you hear quite a bit about police misusing tasers.

Redway 20-05-2022 07:21 PM
I can’t technically say no (obviously) but not in a way that’s actually harmed anyone. So no. Not really, still.


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