Yes, great analogy

I have a joke and a laugh with you.
I’m happily straight and confident to do so.

In this era of inflation most lads/blokes would go gay-for-pay. If it’s a choice between starving for three weeks and getting evicted or just letting some sugar daddy do his bits with your bum for however-many hundreds or thousands most people would obviously go for the latter, albeit in secret. Personally I don’t see doing anything for pay (within reason) as that deep.

Straight guys are very easy

I’m just whatever when it comes to sexuality. I identify as hetero. but I’m very far from belligerently-homophobic (guys who are like that are suss.). I have my preferences and they just happen to be of the more conventional kind but really whatever is is. I don’t think people realise how indifferent it’s possible to be about stuff like that but still be nothing other than straight (or whatever it is you are).

I think that cool-headed ‘I’m really not out here trying to give an eff about things that aren’t super-important like that’ approach I have with things like this is the main reason certain people around me actually used to think I was kinda sus. myself. Really it’s just a certain generalised indifference to lovey-duvey stuff (not that I don’t appreciate or need it but it’s far from my number one priority with all the stuff and inner musings I have going on) and a certain self-contained horniness that I can relieve by jerking off alone with a bottle of Magner’s at most (without even having to watch porn. anymore, not even). Other people in the past have given more damns about my sexuality than I have but at the end of the day I’m not asexual or anything like it. I just do my thing quietly and don’t care if other people know about it or not. Your body count is surely your own business.