You can add an option 3 and move to the US and apply for the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Ask James to sponsor you. For your job title that appears underneath your name, just make sure it says "Free spirit" so we can all chuckle as you ironically win a contest for the "final" prize... I mean person... I mean find "love"...

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I could never do those Shows as a contestant.:laugh:

And what the heck at those descriptions of the contestants?:joker:

I have got to say though that Tiara doesn't look too bad.

Or as you get older what you’re looking for in life changes and you meet somebody who is on the same path as you. ;)

…and then you’ll both live pineappily ever after ..(…in Wales…)…:lovedup:…and never pine for anything again…I’ll stop now, yes…

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And she likes chicken. That's a bonus :love:

I pity anybody that's on the same life path as me.:joker:

The KFC would definitely be on the house.:dance:

I asked my Spanish ex about this over Whatsapp and the first thing she did was burst out laughing that such a silly story actualy made international news. :laugh: