Sarah to Lily - Your photo is giving catch of the day but the catch of the day is catfish

I came straight here to post this :joker:

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Sarah (or Rosie): We call him the Cockness Monster.
Big Brother: Um... shall we get back to the business in hand?

And, not a quote, but Khaled's face tonight when Segun claimed some people may find him intimidating.

Lily: I can't remember what she said but I didn't agree with it

If I don't want to hear you speak, it's because whatever's coming out your mouth is complete ****in' bullshit! - Hanah with regards to Martha on LF just now. :joker:

If that line isn't in the highlight show, it'll be a damn travesty! :laugh::facepalm:

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"Tell her she's Persian"

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Not a quote..

But not seeing hanah after her morning make up with Marsha in the highlights until the last interlude and it's just her scraping her self down the wall of the hallway to the bedroom.

Hanah about Martha " I showed her mercy "
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Emma to Nathan " They're just talking you simply twat"

Emma roasting Lily's socks " He wouldn't want her with socks like that "

Emma about Martha in the Dr " She has a nasty streak"

Marcello - " I look hideous I look like my mum respectfully"

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…I mean, you just can’t write that script…:laugh:..such an iconic quote…

"They are just talking you simple twat"- The realness that is Emma

Khaled: I wanted to be a werewolf. Marcello's the werewolf. I'm a silver dildo.

Emma: You've been kissing Baked Tattie all week. You've had worse in your mouth.

Hanah- suck my back foot, and lubricate it.

…I know, I need to work that into Hanah’s fan club thread title…:laugh:…

"They've barricaded the door and it's a pull door"

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Emma, as dean is on his way to the broken door on his eviction.

"I will pray for your arsehole tonight Dean"

Ask LT heel know.

During Sarah’s diary room sit in for sugar where she hasn’t budged after BB’s attempt at awful noises.

BB to Sarah “Knock, Knock”.

Sarah “who’s there?”

BB “ Lily”

-plays Lily screaming on repeat-

…:laugh:…so funny, no pun intended this morning but BB playing their trump card…

"Where's Emma?"
"She's in a wall"

In addition to the above...

Khaled: You want to be in Coronation Street? You need to do better than that.

Ali: The next time you see me walk through a wall, can you please keep your mouth shut?