Just read the facial hair post I made in cockney:

Gerry 'as suggested that Carole should use electrolysis ter get rid of 'er facial 'air.

Wotchin' 'er pluck 'airs from 'er chin, this afternoon, right, he asked: "Can yer not do it wiv electrolysis?"

Appearin' unoffended by 'is suggestion, Carole merely replied: "No. Why do that?"

'Ave a lookin' on in puzzlement, Gerry pondered: "Why do ruddy ladies grow chin 'air." Tracey jokingly interjected: "Because we can, we will and we must."

Gerry commented that it only seemed ter happen ter tarts after a certain age, right, promptin' Carole ter reveal: "No, I've always 'ad chin 'air."

Discussin' 'er pluckin' routine, she added: "There's one or two that annoy me."

However, wen Gerry reiterated 'is suggestion for some sort of laser surgery, right, she retorted: "I need ter spend me brass on more important fings than chin 'air."

ROFL!