You best be posting teasers in the creative writing forum.

I was shocked when that was mentioned about Rosie but guess it explains some of her rude comments and even though she is awkward she certainly isn't shy.

I'm just picturing another butchered 50 shades , I bet the language & dialogue is as cringe & unbelievable as her showmance.

I wonder if that is why Nathan likes her, thinks she may be all of his dreams come true in the bedroom.

I suddenly feel queasy

Don't we know it

I wonder if this is where 'she brushed his penis' came from and why Emma is always being so saucy with them

Title: I brushed with Death.

Author: BP

Publisher: Unknown

excerpt

I was having a dream. It was quite intense and vivid as I recall. A tall, somewhat lanky man, was chasing me. He had flowing locks and a slightly sinister grin on his face. I was distraught and scared. I carried on running trying to distance myself from the perpetrator who wouldn't leave me be. It was at this point I tripped on an overground tree root. I fell and hurt my leg. I was incapacitated in both mind and body. My whole body and bosom was heaving. I was anticipating what would become of me. I was scared but strangely aroused. The dark figure came slowly out of the trees. I first saw his unusually large feet. I convinced myself it was a werewolf. Then suddenly, my mind came into recognition. **** off Nathan. Not tonight.

…:laugh:…and then the breathy whisper of Nathan replying…


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:joker: You're not getting an excerpt from Chapter 2 now. :)

£2.50 charge.

…and BP said oh, that’s a better price than your Only Fans deal then…but no, that’s still not great value…

…probably time for me to go…

I'll raise you to £2.51.

…I wonder if Charles and Camilla will buy her next novel…yes darling, the butler did it…

I'm not writing another. Presently...

I felt like a butchers bin bag as nathan gently eased his pork sausage into me.

That's just dirty. I like. #sausagegate

Actually we should do one of those threads. Tell a story. Everyone has to add a different line. Could be quite comical.

…actually, I was going to bring back the Christmas Story thread this year, which we often did back in the day…well, actually I was going to bring an old one back that I was reading a week or so ago and reminiscing etc …(…which I think, Ben was the last poster but I’d have to look at it again…)…and then try for a 2024 continuance of that…/…a story update or a sequel edition…but yeah, we can do one now as well…I think that it should be started with your quote … because of copyright, you could start it…?…

I was having a dream. It was quite intense and vivid as I recall. A tall, somewhat lanky man, was chasing me. He had flowing locks and a slightly sinister grin on his face. I was distraught and scared. I carried on running trying to distance myself from the perpetrator who wouldn't leave me be. It was at this point I tripped on an overground tree root. I fell and hurt my leg. I was incapacitated in both mind and body. My whole body and bosom was heaving. I was anticipating what would become of me. I was scared but strangely aroused. The dark figure came slowly out of the trees. I first saw his unusually large feet. I convinced myself it was a werewolf. Then suddenly, my mind came into recognition. **** off Nathan. Not tonight.…..


…that looks like a perfect OP to me…

Beso added "I felt like a butchers bin bag as nathan gently eased his pork sausage into me." Next..

…she whispered to Nathan…’I don’t know if I find this truly appeeling…’…but she was reassured by his gentle hand on her arm and his soothing words…’Miss Potato…take me as I yam because I yam what I yam…and what I yam is just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her…..’……

…I don’t quite have the hang of it, do I….