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And his dog rescued him cause of it's bark.
NEXT!!!!!!! |
There was a man called Mrluvaluva
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Who was found in bed with his mother
[LMAO, no offence Baz :laugh2:] |
His father was shocked
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to find out his wife had a cock
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And so he ran off with his brother. :cheer2:
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but realised his brother was actualy his mother!!
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There was A housemate called Laura,
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Who enjoyed eating whole tubs of Flora.
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but it was then discoverd
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The Truth was uncovered..
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that she was in fact Derek Acorah.
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Ha good one :hugesmile:
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there once was a hm named gerry
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Quote:
okay ''who was a greek sex machine'' lol |
He looked in between
(Im really pants at these! - i dont know what im doing! - lol) |
of the shrubs that were green
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leaving his feelings a merry!
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Ok NEXT
There was a lady called Vanessa |
Who always sat on her dresser
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She would brush her fine hair
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and looked a lot like Vanessa (feltz)
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There once was a woman from Crewe
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She got her head stuck down the loo
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saw a big log
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